"So, Titans, where is my chocolate?"

"I don't know, milk chocolate or dark chocolate?" said Robin.

"I ate them both." Said Cyborg.

"YYAAARRRRGGHH!" said Slade.

"Crud" said Mara

"Let's go to the chocolate store, quickly!" cried Starfire.

"Ok." Said Raven.

"I WANT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!" said Slade.

"Wait, he wants cookies, not chocolate!"

"No, I want chocolate in my cookies!" yelled Slade.

"I'm allergic to chocolate…" whispered Mara.

"TOO BAD! EAT IT!" cried Slade, whipping out a chocolate chip cookie.

"Hey! He already has one!" whined BB.

"NOOOOOO! ROBIN SAVE ME!" cried Mara.

"Hold on a sec, I'm combing my hair." Muttered Robin.

"EAT the cookie Mara, it's yummy!" cooed Slade.

"NO, ALLERGIES, ALLERGIES!" screeched Mara.

"Wait, I'm turning my cannon to cookie stun." Cried Cyborg.

"AAAAAAAHHH! AAA DRRAAAGAGGGOOONNN!" screamed BB, as a huge million foot tall dragon crashed through the roof.

"COOOOOOOOKKKIIIEEEE!" roared the dragon.

"AAHH! HERE take the cookie!" screamed Slade, throwing the dragon the cookie.

"Thank you." Said the dragon and he flew away.

"Ok! My hair is done, did I miss anything?" asked Robin.

Mara replied. "!"

SHE WAS TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF!

"Wait!" said Robin. "It's not a full moon!"
"Yeah, man, you should just go eat pizza with us.

"SSWUWBHJSBNBFUTEFDHHJBII!" said Mara.

"Oh well, look! She's turning into a unicorn."

"Neeiighhghgh!" said Mara.

"WHAT THE HECK!" said Slade, who was standing in a dark corner.

"Poke!" said Mara as she poked him with her magical unicorn powers.

"Sniff kaboom!" SAID Slade as he vanished into a pile of chocolate chip cookies.

"CCCOOOOOOOKKKIIIIEEES!" roared the dragon AGAIN, as he came back through the roof, grabbed all the cookies and left.

"Yeah! Mara's not a unicorn!" cheered Starfire, "Now we can go eat pizza turkey nuggets."

"What? BLECH." Said the other Titans.

"Yummy! Sounds good!" said the dragon, who came through the roof AGAIN AGAIN.

"OH WILL YOU JUST GO AWAY!" yelled Mara. Dragon cried. Then he flew away, but he killed a seagull.

"OOHhh! I love seagulls!" cried Raven.

"Really?" said Robin, scratching his head. Suddenly, ninja floppy disc appeared and stuck his cape to the wall. It said "3.5 inches of death."

The Titans said, "Hahahah! Let's go eat pizza without him!"

"YEAH!" cried Mara, and they all left.

"WAIT! I'm your leader!" cried Robin, trying not to rip his fancy cape.

Then he turned into a unicorn.

THE END.