Chapter 1- A Queen a Child and a problem

Author's note: I was going to make this a one shot but I thought it would work better in chapters. Most likely will be a fairly short fic though. *shrugs* I guess we will see.

"It's Teyla's IDC!"

"Drop the shield," Sam ordered immediately.

Three seconds later Teyla came through followed by McKay and Ronon brought up the rear with Sheppard slung over his shoulder.

Sam called a med team and then ran down to the gate ramp. "What happened?" She called out concern for her friend making her tone a little harsher than she had intended.

Before anyone could answer however; Sheppard woke up and forced his way from Ronon's hold landing on his back at the foot of the ramp. Quickly he scrambled up and sent an accusing glare Ronon's way. He walked the few steps over to Ronon , took a breath and leered at the man.

"How dare you touch me in such a way? Do you know who I am ruffian? I am the Queen of Sargonia and I should have you arrested for carrying me like a sack of grain." He said in a high shrill. "But," he said beginning to circle Ronon as though appraising his value, "You are lucky that you are quite handsome or I would have had you beheaded love." By this time he had completed the third circle around Ronon and was again in front of him. Sheppard- the Queen of Sargonia- lifted a hand to Ronon's face and began to smile in a predatory way that was most unlike him.

Suddenly his eyes became wide and he looked around and began to hyperventilate. At this moment the med team decided to arrive and began moving toward the Colonel. But that just made his breath come even more rapidly and he ran to Teyla and tried to hide behind her.

Teyla turned and looked at him. She saw that his eyes had become watery and he had thrust the knuckle of his index finger into his mouth. 'He is behaving as though he was a young child' she thought to herself. Glancing back at the medical team she signed for them not to move the fact that the entire team was made up of male personnel did not escape her notice.

"Hello," she said softly "I'm Teyla. What's your name?"

"Saavik," he said quietly sounding frightened.

"How old are you Saavik?"

"Six and a half," the little voice responded pulling the saliva covered knuckle away from her mouth and wiping it on the vest the colonel wore. "Nana says I'm too old for my thumb so I bite now. I try to stop but I still do when I get scared."

"Why are you scared?"

"I'm not anymore" Saavik said in a voice that was louder than the whisper tones used before. "But the big man startled me and the other men came. When the men come it means trouble. But I've been good."

"They were just going to take you to the healer here." Teyla assured.

"Am I sick?" Saavik asked worried.

"I don't think so but we want to make sure that's why you need to see the healer. I'll stay with you if you want."

Saavik nodded and put a hand inside of Teyla's as they began the trek to the infirmary with Rodney, Sam, and Ronon following in their wake.

End of Chapter 1.

Sheppard: Do you hate me or something?

Me: No why do you ask?

Shep: both of them were girls

Me: *rolls eyes* sorry. I love you and the next personality will be a guy okay.

Shep: okay.

Rodney: can I have a line in the next chapter.

Ronon: Me too.

Me: Fine!

R&R