Because there are not enough female Deidara fanfictions. This is why I wrote this.
Well, okay, that and I've been roleplaying as fem!Dei with my sister.
BUT ANYWAYS...enjoy.
I had never expected this.
"You need to pretend to be a guy. Otherwise, Pein'll never let you in." Konan had told me after she said she wanted me to join the Akatsuki.
I cock a brow at this statement. "Why? You're a girl, and you're in, yeah."
Konan sighs. "That's only because Pein and I have known each other since we were five."
I puff a cheek. How am I supposed to pretend to be a guy when I have obvious curves? And my voice is a dead giveaway, too.
"Easy. You wear wraps around your chest and a large cloak, and I'm pretty sure you can fake a boy voice."
Shit, I said that out loud.
"Remember, its this or I take you in for the Iwagakure ANBU and get the bounty."
I shuddered. No way in hell am I going back to that hell hole.
"I'll go, un." I say, already mimicking a male.
Konan smiles, then proceeds to glomping me. "Finally, another girl! Even if you're a girl half the time!"
I grin. "This should be fun, yeah. Pretending to be a guy and all."
"Oh, yes. You'll scare the living shit out of everyone, being the only 'gay' there." Konan laughs.
"It's not called being gay, its called being FABUOUS~"
