Because there are not enough female Deidara fanfictions. This is why I wrote this.

Well, okay, that and I've been roleplaying as fem!Dei with my sister.

BUT ANYWAYS...enjoy.

I had never expected this.

"You need to pretend to be a guy. Otherwise, Pein'll never let you in." Konan had told me after she said she wanted me to join the Akatsuki.

I cock a brow at this statement. "Why? You're a girl, and you're in, yeah."

Konan sighs. "That's only because Pein and I have known each other since we were five."

I puff a cheek. How am I supposed to pretend to be a guy when I have obvious curves? And my voice is a dead giveaway, too.

"Easy. You wear wraps around your chest and a large cloak, and I'm pretty sure you can fake a boy voice."

Shit, I said that out loud.

"Remember, its this or I take you in for the Iwagakure ANBU and get the bounty."

I shuddered. No way in hell am I going back to that hell hole.

"I'll go, un." I say, already mimicking a male.

Konan smiles, then proceeds to glomping me. "Finally, another girl! Even if you're a girl half the time!"

I grin. "This should be fun, yeah. Pretending to be a guy and all."

"Oh, yes. You'll scare the living shit out of everyone, being the only 'gay' there." Konan laughs.

"It's not called being gay, its called being FABUOUS~"