CRACK!FIC.

I dun own Bionicles. Rated T for perverted connotation.

Characters: Tahu, Gali, Me

Pairing: Tahu/???

Prompt: slash crack!fic

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"NO FRICKING WAY! GET OFF OF ME."

The sounds of a struggle echoed around one of Mata Nui's various caves. What kind of struggle you ask? One for dominance of course. Oh yeah. Perverted connotation is intended.

"Tahu just let him do you already. It's called dubious consent for a reason."

"GO TO HELL."

"Hahahaa…no."

"I fricking hate you."

"Orly? Cause I love you. Well…torturing you. Yah."

"Ergh…you sick freak."

"Thanks."

"OI GET OFF ME!"

"…damn, he almost got you. Just give up, the sooner he's done the sooner you can go."

"NO. FRICKING. WAY."

"Come on, it isn't that bad."

"YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING PINNED DOWN BY A HOROMONAL IDIOT."

"Tahu it could be worse."

"GALI, WHY ARE YOU HELPING THAT MONSTER?!"

"She's right you know. It could be worse."

"WHAT DO YOU-"

"It could be Lewa."

"Nice…didn't think of that. Thanks Gali."

"…Oh Mata Nui, the images. THEY BURN."

"Or maybe Kopaka."

"Now that sounds interesting. Can you arrange it sometime?"

"Of course Gali."

"FRICK NO."

"Tahu, if you keep struggling this is gonna turn into a noncom fic."

"I don't mind."

"Gali, you're more perverted than I thought."

"I have 5 brothers and a village full of girls. What else am I going to do to keep myself amused?"

"Good point."

"TAKANUVA. GET OFF ME."

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Oh ho ho ho…yes…it's Takanuva. I was considering using Jaller or one of the Matoran, but that just didn't seem right at all. So Takanuva it was.

Onua and Pohatu would probably kill me if I paired them with Tahu.

Onua: Damn straight

Pohatu: I'm going back to bed, too early for this crap.