I came up with this on the spot as I'm currently icing a black eye I gave myself last night.
THANK YOU TO ANYONE WHO BOTHERS TO READ THIS SHIT ;P
I just want warn anyone who actually bothers to read that it is going to be CRAPTACULAR and a HUGE FAIL!
I, in no way, shape, or form own Twilight.
Bella POV
I woke with my right eye feeling funny. I was spending the night at the Cullen's and could hear Emmett's booming laughter from downstairs. Crawling out of the huge and unnesecary bed I stumbled over to the adjoining bathroom andswap in the mirror a brunett girl with ivory skin and an obnoxious black eye.
Great,I thought.
once down stairs I used my hair to curtain my face. God, if Emmett found out I'd never live it down.
"Heya Bellsy, whatcha doing'," Emmett asked as he looked away from the AFV rerun he was watching.
"Just going to the kitchen."
"Why?"
"I want some ice."
"Why?"
"Because I'm human and sometimes humans are in need of ice."
"Why are you hiding?"
"It's nothing."
"Then why are you so embarrassed, Bella?" Jasper asked. Stupid empath.
"Really, guys, it's nothing," I insisted. Emmett being him decided to take matters into his own hands and practically yank all my hair off my head!
They just stared and stared and stared. And laughed and laughed and laughed. I finished my walk to to kitchen and grabbed a cloth and wrapped it around some ice.
"How'd you manage that shiner?" Emmett chuckled.
"I punched myself," he rose both eyebrows,"in my sleep," I finished lamely. Jasper and him just laughed some more.
"Its all the purple Yeti's fault!"
Feel free to leave all the flames you want, I don't care because I KNOW THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT!
I just figured Ive had an account on here long enough and I should post at least one thing, even if it's a load of crap.
And I SUCK AT HUMOR so feel frhasten add that to your list of hates as well. I don't give a flyin' shit. I'll probably commit any flames I get to memory just for kicks.
