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A/N : Thank you for reading! Thank you even more for reviewing!

Squee Mariage

Second year :

'No ! No ! No ! I will never ever ever marry you, Potter !' Lily Evans screamed out to the whole common room.

'Oh.' James Potter's face fell slightly. 'Why not?'

'Because you're an arrogant inflated big-headed little prick of a jerk who doesn't deserve to be in Gryffindor, that's why !!'

'But … isn't that why you love me ?'

'No ! No ! No ! I will never ever ever love you, Potter !'

Sixth year :

'No ! No ! No! I will never ever ever go on a date with you, Potter !'Lily Evans screamed out to the whole corridor.

'Oh.' James Potter's face fell slightly. 'Why not?'

'Because you've been constantly asking me out and declaring your undying love for the last six years, Potter! And that is why you don't love me, James.'

'You just said James! You're falling for me, Evans!'

'No ! No ! No! I will never ever ever believe you, Potter!'

Two years after graduation :

'No ! No! No! I will never ever ever live in an appartement with a bed like that, Potter !' Lily Evans screamed out to the whole Muggle shop.

'Oh.' James Potter's face fell slightly. 'Why not?'

'Because it has a furry mattress, iron bars Filch would love and purple love hearts all over it !!'

'Oh well … I get to choose a sofa, then !'

'No ! No ! No ! I will never ever ever let you buy a sofa, Potter !'

One year after that:

'No ! No ! No ! I could never ever ever say no to you, James.'

'Oh.' James Potter's face was illuminated with happiness. 'Why not?'

'Because …I love you.'

'I'm going to get married to Lily Evans ! Lily Potter !' James was shrieking with joy. 'Look, Lily-flower … I chose a dress for you. I thought you'd be stressed so –'

'No ! No ! No ! I will never ever ever wear a dress like that!'

A/n : Well what did you think? I came up with this in German, I hope you like it! It's kinda simple and … repetitive, but I thought it was quite funny, even though it's ever so slightly pointless ... Ok I fixed the problem with the paragraphes --" dunno why it did that ...