Shirokonoji: I dun own Bleach, or Naruto, or Man, or One Piece, OR ANY OTHER ANIME/MANGA THAT I INCLUDE! *sulk* The rightful owners are Kubo, Kishimoto, Oda, ect...but if I did...! Muuheheheheh...

iAnime: Yah, she doesn't own that stuff, she doesn't deserve it! XD Muheehee...

Shirokonoji: LE GASP! *throws brick at iAnime*

Credit to iAnime for being a bit like my cowriter. EVEN THOUGH I WROTE EVERYTHING!

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AUTHORS'S NOTE-
In this story there will be no OC's (own characters) and Uchiha Madara will be the closest thing to a 'main character'. Now, on with the story!

Uchiha Madara was training in the abandoned ruins of the Uchiha compound until he eventually got bored. He wanted some more entertainment and not just annoying his senpai, in the form of Tobi. But he couldn't do that now...so what to do? Madara got an idea, he quickly ran into his bedroom and rummaged through all of his stuff, eventually finding his swirly, lollipop Tobi mask and like the super-duper ninja he was he put the mask on a immediately got an idea.

Later on, a very strange girl scout was seen selling cookies to houses, she had a very cute swirly mask on her...

'At last!' cheered Madara in his head, 'I have found the houses of Japan's respected idols!' After making some final adjustments to his mask and frilly pink dress, Madara knocked on the door of a house. The door was opened and a guy with bright orange hair stepped out, wearing only a shirt that said 'Chappy the Bunny for President', pants that had hearts sown on and slippers that had Justin Bieber's face on them. (please don't flame me Bieber fangirls!)

' .god. WHAT THE HELL DID I GET MYSELF INTO?!' Madara screeched inside his head. But alas, it was waaaaaaaaay too late to turn back! Madara had no choice and so he resumed his facade. 'Hewo sir, would you wike some Choc Chip Minties? They're only 4 dollars for a box!' Madara gave the boy, Kurosaki Ichigo, a puppy dog face, then mental facepalmed because he remembered that he had his Tobi mask on. So insead he looked like a masked pedobear. Uh... No thanks. Although, my friend Hat's n' Clogs would want some-' OH GIMME I WANT COOKIES!' -And that's him.'

Urahara quickly snatched the box of godly cookies and started shoving his face. 'MUAHAH THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!' Madara screeched. Urahara was too busy shoving his face with cookies to notice while Ichigo suspiciously glared at Madara. 'Ahaha...I'll just be going now...AND TAKING YOUR FRIEND WITH ME!' Ichigo facepalmed, grabbed Urahara by the collar and threw him out, and the perverted shop keeper squealed as he flew through the air and screamed ' I DON'T WANT IT TO END LIKE THIS, BEING PEDOED BY A MIDGET KID!'

Urahara faceplanted, groaned, and quickly flipped himself over onto his knees and beg Ichigo, 'Please save me Kurosaki! I'll give you twice the amount of training I did before!' Urahara was rolling on the floor until Ichigo finally said something, 'I WAS considering sparing you...but I DON'T WANT MORE TRAINING SO BUH BYE, HASTA LA VISTA BABY, SAYONRA, ADIOS AMIGO, SEE YAH LATER!' Urahara faceplanted again and started drooling, 'I think he finally snapped...' Madara sweatdropped. Urahara then started mumbling 'Oh grand Pedobear, I worship you... I am your servant...I have completed my duty of pedoing Kurosaki... I have-'

Madara used his teleportation jutsu to suck Urahara into an alternate world to shut him up, plus...if Pedobear was Urahara's master he would know...BECAUSE HE HAS CONNECTIONS! Oh well. Madara collected his remaining cookies, patted down his dress, to get rid of any Ichigo germs that could potentially kill him, and pulled at his small red wheelbarrow as he set off to find more victims- ahem, contestants for his game.

Mission: Kidnap Pervy Shop Keeper who has no decency WHAT SO EVER
- Success, and easier that expected.

Current Objective: Kidnap Sowing Champion, 2009-2012
- Incomplete

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Well, what did you guys think? This is my second fanfiction all together! Rate and review if you want to give me prompts for oncoming chapter or request that i write a special for your birthday! Tell me how I did k?