Mew's Revenge.

This is just a silly little story. Mew is sick of being teased by Mewtwo and Lugia so she gets back at the boys.

Morning runt. Lugia teased mew. She rolled her eyes and sighed this happened every morning. She looked over to Mewtwo who was laughing at something. He was reading her diary. Mew blushed and tried to get it from him. He held her off.

GIVE IT BACK!!! Mew yelled turning redder. She looked at what page he was on. In three pages he'd find out her deepest darkest secret.

YOU'RE A TOTAL JERK!!! She screamed grabbing the diary out of his paws. She ran up to her room to hide it.

What did you find out? Lugia asked. Mewtwo rolled his eyes.

Please do you really think I'm that heartless? Mewtwo said It was just a joke.

Come on! Does she like anyone? Lugia asked. Mewtwo twitched his tail in annoyance. Lugia got the message. Mew and Lugia learned a while ago that flaring up Mewtwo's temper wasn't very wise. Mew came down and sat at the table. She grabbed the newspaper and glared at the two boys and started to read the paper.

Okay she's mad. Lugia muttered. Mew twitched her tail in annoyance.

See you guys later. Mew mumbled as she got out the door.

Where did she hide her diary? Lugia inquired. Mewtwo smirked.

I'll never tell. Mewtwo said in a sing song voice.

Be fair you know I can't read minds. Lugia whined. Mewtwo sighed.

And you know I like her to much to do that. Mewtwo said to Lugia. Lugia spat out what he was drinking.

Please give me warning before you say thing like *That*! Lugia said. Mewtwo rolled his eyes.

I'm going to go daydream about her now. Mewtwo said making Lugia gag. Mewtwo got up and went to go sunbathe in the back yard. Little did the boys know Mew, Cerebi, and Ho-oh were planning against them.

"Hang em by their tails!" Ho-oh suggested.

Make em hang out with Tracey! Cerebi recommended. Mew and Ho-oh shuddered. That was a little too cruel. (AN: BUH WAH HA HA! Lets all go kill Tracey!)

I got a idea. Kidnap them and then we take them into the basement and… Mew reveled her master plan.

"Jesus Mew you used to be so innocent. I like the new you." Ho-oh said. The three went to work on their plan.

To be continued!

AN: You all know I've been round the bin many times. This proves it!