BPOV

It's been a week since my last incident with Emmett. It's like I have to be cautious whenever I come over. Not normal. I love Emmett and everything but ne needs to respect people's boundaries. Now I'm always little careful whenever I am about to open my eyes in the morning.

I would have to open them sometime. Wait until I'm a vampire, I won't have to worry about that ever again. I giggled to myself.

I finally opened up my eyes when the bright sun was shining on my face. I loved these types of mornings. To make it even better, I looked up and saw my angel looking down at me.

"Good morning. I hope you slept well"

"I did," I commented while I stretched and sat up against the headboard.

"So, what shall I make you for breakfast today my love?"

Edward always wanted to make be breakfast as if I'm not capable of walking down to the kitchen and pouring myself a bowl of cereal. Oh well, I know he won't back down so what's the point of fusing.

"You know you don't have to do that Edward. But since I know you will regardless, I guess I'll have some Lucky Charms." I looked at him and smiled.

He kissed my forehead and ran downstairs.

I'm glad that he didn't kiss me on my lips. Although he may not care, I didn't like to kiss him with morning-breath.

I heard him yell up, "Bella, we are out of milk, I'll be back soon."

Before I could let him know he didn't have to do that, I heard the door shut.

When I got up I remembered that I was half naked. *sigh* I loved mornings when I can reminisce on the night before. I had a huge grin on my face.

"What are you smiling about Bella?" I heard someone ask.

I turned my head and looked over. It was Emmett, of course. He is so nosey. "Nothing" I snapped. "What are you up to?"

"Oh nothing, just enjoying the view."

I was confused. "What are you talking about?" I looked at him and I saw that he was looking me up and down with that sly grin on his face.

I looked down at myself. "Oh my god, Emmett get out!"

I grabbed one of the big pillows off the bed and tried covering myself.

He just stood there laughing so I ran into the bathroom even though I knew he could now see my backside. At least now I was in the bathroom with the door shut. Since I was in the bathroom already I decided to get a shower.

The water felt great. The hot water hitting my muscles, soothing and relaxing them all over my body. Luckily I shaved yesterday morning so I didn't have to do that. It's a pain. I stepped out of the shower, already missing the hot water. I looked around and noticed that I forgot to grab clothes out of my drawer. I wrapped the towel around me and snuck out the door before anyone could see me. I didn't care if Edward saw me in a towel but there were 6 other vampires that obtained beauty behind my level. The last thing I wanted was for one of them to see me in a towel.

When I peaked out I saw no one. So I relaxed and started walking over to Edward's dresser. That's when I saw him lounging on Edward's black sofa by the large wall of windows.

He startled me and I jumped back. In the mean time the most embarrassing thing happened – I dropped my towel.

I looked down and then looked up at Emmett, he once again was looking me up and down.

"Emmett stop looking at me and get out!" I yelled.

I hurried and grabbed it off the floor and covered myself up. Oh my gosh, I was so embarrassed. Why do these things always happen to me? Will it ever end? Probably not.

He calmly got up, shaking his head, and walked out of the bedroom. "Not bad for a human Bells."

"Ugh!" I growled to him and then grabbed clothes from my drawer and stomped into the bathroom, slamming the door. He just continued to chuckle to himself.

Damn that Emmett, doesn't he have his own room? After a few deep breaths I shrugged it off and got dressed.

I walked downstairs and of course Emmett was on the couch, watching TV. I let out a sigh. This is going to be a long day.

"Hey Bella, so what are you having for breakfast?" he asked, as if him seeing me naked didn't phase him.

"Um, I'm having Lucky Charms but Edward went and get milk."

"Man, that boy will do anything for you. You've got him wrapped around your finger."

I looked at him quickly and snapped, "I do not. I tell Edward not to do things for me but he does it anyways… It is sweet. I don't expect him to get or do anything for me but he's happy to do so. Maybe you should do something nice for Rosalie once in awhile. It's the little things that really matter."

He just looked at me. "Whatever. Rosalie and I are fine. I don't have to do everything for her for her to know I love her."

"I never said that Emmett. Why would you jump to that conclusion? Interesting that you would automatically assume that is what I was implying. Mm.., maybe you should do some things for Rosalie, just incase." I winked at him.

"Shut up Bella! You don't know what the hell you're talking about! You've been in your first relationship for what, a few months, and now you think you're an expert?"

I just looked at him, dumfounded that he would talk to me like that. He's never yelled at me like that before.

I felt wind blow my hair around my face. It was Edward. He went right up to Emmett's face and said "Don't you ever yell at her again like that! Got it?"

"Whatever man." He just walked away.

I tried to walk after him and apologize. "Emmett, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get you upset."

He didn't turn around. Now I felt horrible. I have no right to give him relationship advice. I just thought I'd help him out a little. And I was just beings sarcastic, giving him a taste of his own medicine.

Before I could walk after him, Edward put his hand on my arm and told me to let him cool off.

I looked at him, "I'm sorry Edward. I didn't mean to get him upset. I've never seen him be that mad at me before. It caught me off guard."

"Bella, there is no need to apologize. Just forget it," he said with my favorite grin on his face.

I smiled back, "Okay."

"Here is the milk. I'll be right back. Just have to get something out of my room."

Edward ran up to his room. Within a few seconds he came back down.

"Did you take a shower Bella?" he asked.

"Yeah, just wanted to feel a little refreshed. Was that okay?"

"Of course, I was just curious."

I smiled at him and began to eat my cereal.

Surprisingly Emmett came back into the kitchen.

"I'm sorry for snapping at you like that Bella."

"Emmett, are you kidding? You shouldn't apologize to me. I shouldn't have butted into your relationship like that." I wanted to let him know that he was right.

"Lets just forget about it."

I was confused. Why would Emmett just let that blow over? He was so worked up and now he is fine? Is he bi-polar? Haha. Oh wait, I know! He probably thinks this whole incident was a so-called "distraction" so he would forget to tell Edward what happened earlier. Right? I didn't intentionally mean for it to be a distraction even though it was a good one. Oh well, regardless if I subconsciously did it on purpose or not, it still backfired.

"Just forget it?"

"Sure. We have more important things to discuss." He then had a smile on his face.

"What are you talking about?" I was confused about what he was talking about. Though I had a feeling it was about this morning. Was this some sort of pay back or was this just Emmett being Emmett? Probably a little bit of both. I let out a sigh, preparing for whatever this would lead to – nothing good I know that much.

"What are you talking about Emmett?" Edward asked. Emmett must have been blocking his thoughts.

"Nothing. It's just something between me and Bella," Emmett commented, knowing that short response would drive Edward crazy.

"Emmett, just drop it," I quickly said.

"Okay whatever. Later then Bella," he said with a wink.

Before Edward could cut in and ask what we were talking about I quickly asked, "So Edward, what are we doing today?"

He looked at me and began to reply to my question but Emmett had to cut in. "Well, first –"

(Emmett cutting in) "Bella…. Did you always have that birthmark?"

"What birthmark?" I asked. I had a few so I wasn't sure. I hope he wasn't talking about where I think he's talking about. I just closed my eyes but then after a few seconds I opened them again.

"The one… you know?"

"Emmett I have a few birthmarks. I don't know which one you're talking about. But yes, whatever one you're talking about it's a birthmark, so obviously I've had it forever." I showed him one on my arm and then one on the back of my neck. They weren't big at all but you could tell they were birthmarks because they were a little bit bigger than a freckle.

I could tell he was playing stupid and being a smart ass. "Oh right, of course. It's just that it's in such a peculiar place. It's kinda hot."

I quickly looked at Edward and before he could look back at me I turned my head, avoiding eye contact.

"You know what Emmett, let's just talk about this later? Okay?"

"But I like that we're talking about this now." He needs to shut up now!

Edward quickly cut in, "Yes, lets talk about this now." He looked at me and asked, "Which birthmark is he asking about Bella?"

"Um, probably the one on my thigh, right Emmett?" I was trying to hint to him to just say yes and let it go.

"When would he have seen the one on your thigh?" I could tell he was getting kind of mad and annoyed at the same time. He didn't like that Emmett had looked at my thigh and he was getting irritated because he wanted a straight, truthful answer. Damn, Emmett was really good at blocking his thoughts.

"Well, when I got out of bed this morning, I wasn't wearing my long shorts and he had walked by, so he must have seen it then. It's not big deal. Right Emmett?" I was trying to emphasis that it wasn't a big deal. I hated that Emmett always had to pull this crap.

Edward turned and looked over to Emmett. "Is that the birthmark you're referring to Emmett?"

"Nope, but thanks for letting me know you have one there too Bella."

Kill me now. I put my hand on my forehead and closed my eyes. He is such an ass. I could tell Edward was getting even more annoyed at the fact that Emmett was screwing around and not giving him legitimate answers.

"You know what, it's no biggy. Lets just drop it and go do what you had planned on doing today Edward." I walked around the counter to grab Edward's arm and go walk up stairs but he didn't budge. I could tell he wasn't going anywhere until he found out what we were talking about.

I walked back to the spot I was standing at a few seconds ago.

"Can you please tell me which birthmark you are referring to? Please?" I guess Edward was going with the nice approach, trying to get answers out of him that way.

"Well, Edward *pause*… the beautiful and unique birthmark for which I am referring to is the one on her..." and as he was about to say it he looked over to me and smiled "…ass."

Oh my gosh I wanted to die.

Edward quickly looked over to me and then back to Emmett.

"When did you see her ass Emmett?" he snapped.

"While you were at the store." He needs to wipe that stupid grin off his face.

"Okay, this is getting out of hand!" I quickly snapped.

"Edward, I was getting out of bed. I was in my underwear. Emmett walked by and saw me. I quickly grabbed a pillow and to cover myself and ran into the bathroom. When I turned around to run he must have seen it. That's it." I spoke really fast, trying to get the story out before he could do anything rash.

Edward's angry eyes were starring at Emmett.

I heard Emmett chuckle. Oh boy.

"And what is so funny?" Edward asked furiously.

"One, maybe you should tell your girl to sleep with more clothes on and two, that isn't the time I'm referring to."

"Shut up Emmett! I was in the bedroom, a private place for just the two of us. I am allowed to sleep in whatever I want! Maybe you should stop peaking in other people's bedrooms, perv!"

He was just laughing. Nothing I was saying fazed him.

Edward took a deep unnecessary breath. "Okay Emmett, which 'time' are you talking about then?"

"Oh, well, I was actually talking about the time after that…" He started inching his way over to me. Oh my gosh, this isn't happening. He continued until he was inches away from me, speaking in a seductive voice. "… you know, you naked, dripping wet, in your thin, white, almost see-thru towel." Oh my god, kill me now!

Edward darted over to us, standing between us both. His eyes were full of anger, giving Emmett a death stare. I thought his head was going to explode.

"Why the hell are you seeing her in her towel?"

"Hey, I was just waiting for her to get out of the shower so we could hang out." Of course Emmett had to say the 'hang out' in, once again, a seductive voice while bending sideways a little so he could look at me.

Edward was now about an inch away from his face. If I Edward didn't throw him through that wall I was going to. Well, I'd try. It was hopeless so I was hoping Edward would.

"Whoa, Edward, calm down. She's the one that let me see her naked…. Fully… naked." They didn't blink or move. They looked like statues.

I walked around from behind Edward and stared at them both. "Emmett just stop talking!"

"Edward, please, can you please just back away so we can talk about this calmly?"

Then I saw Emmett grinning while Edward started to shake slightly.

I then realized what was happening. Emmett unblocked his thoughts and Edward could see through Emmett's eyes what he saw when I dropped my towel.

I hit Emmett and he snapped out of their little trance.

That's when Edward picked up Emmett and threw him across the room. Emmett got up so Edward ran over to him again, picked him up, threw him onto the couch. Then Edward walked across the room and did the unthinkable. He ripped the TV off the wall and it crashed onto the floor. Emmett just looked at Edward, shocked at what just happened.

"I think we're even now," Edward commented while walking away.

Then once again we heard Emmett start talking. That boy needs to just shut up and let it go. "Oh wait, Bella, one more thing. I also really like that one that is about five or six inches below your belly button. You know, the one that right above your…" and that is when I saw Edward run after Emmett. They both darted outside. I ran to the door and saw Edward chasing him into the woods. Edward tackled Emmett and they were wrestling like animals. I just rolled my eyes and shut the door. "Boys."