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A green genie on a cloud floated up to the screen. He said, "WELCOME! This is Total Pokemon Island, I am the host, Tornadus. This is my co-host, Thundurus."
An almost identical looking Pokemon that was blue and purple instead of green was next to Tornadus. "Ugh, why am I even here! You could have asked Landorus to take this job, I hate this."
"Well someone is grumpy. Anyway, 34 contestants will be going through various challenges in pursuit of the grand prize of 1,000,000 dollars! Speaking of which, here are the campers now on Wailords."
A Pokemon wearing a mask, that resembled a bird that was brown and white walked off a Wailord. "Hello, I am Hawlucha, amigo."
Tornadus said, "You are the first one to arrive, here. I have never seen a Pokemon like you, where are you from?"
"He is from the newly discovered Kalos region," said a voice from behind Hawlucha.
Tornadus exclaimed, "Espeon welcome!"
Espeon said, "I am blind, so it would be helpful if someone could help me around."
"I will help you," said a blue land shark.
"Gabite! Welcome to the island, go stand over there with the weird Pokemon, " said Tornadus.
Next came a fox like Pokemon that was blue with fire on its back. Right afterwards, a purple Pokemon landed on top of her.
"Quilava, Nidorino, welcome to the island, " said Tornadus.
"MMMMMMM!" said a voice.
Nidorino then realized that he was standing on Quilava. He got off of her and started to laugh.
Quilava then screamed, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE IDIOT! I ALREADY HATE YOU!"
Nidorino continued laughing, and then he stopped, "I should not have stepped off! Ugh, this girl is crazy."
They did not notice it, but another contestant had arrived. He was blue and black and standing on two legs.
"Riolu! Great timing, here just in time, welcome to the island." Tornadus said, trying to change the pace, rather than repeating the same exact thing.
The next Wailord came. He said, "Get him off of me, who new a Pokemon could be so fat! Oh, and there is a Pokemon riding that Pokemon."
"Pichu and Snorlax! Welcome to the island." said Tornadus.
Pichu got off and walked to the rest of the campers, while Snorlax rolled off of the Wailord, and then just lay on his belly. He moaned, "Foooooood, I need food."
Tornadus said with a cheery expression, "All in good time, all in good time."
The next Pokemon was a fox Pokemon that had a red-brown shade of skin and many tails that were a deeper red-orange color. A lot of the male campers went wide-jawed at the sight of her.
Tornadus stared for a little bit, then said, "Welcome Vulpix."
After a while, a Wooper and a Weavile arrived. Weavile exclaimed, "Get me away from him, he's so happy! It is so… unnatural!" Wooper just smiled and jumped around.
The next one off was a Abomasnow, he quickly thanked the Wailord before turning to the campers.
In a gruff voice, he said, "Thank you for inviting me, it humbles me to be here."
"Welcome Abomasnow, the next contestant is Feebas, which I believe is drowning somehow…" said Tornadus.
Suddenly an Infernape jumped off of his Wailord about 100 meters away and grabbed the Feebas and swam to shore.
The campers all gasped, they had never seen a fire type jump so willingly into water. Feebas started gasping for breath, before realising that the Infernape had saved her. He gently said, "Are you OK?"
Feebas blushed and turned away before shyly saying, "Yes, I am fine."
The next camper was Vespiquen, she got off of her Wailord before saying, "Someone take my bag. I do not want to dirty my hands with such an animalistic task."
Everyone hearing this bar Abomasnow and Infernape recoiled in shock. They had not seen anybody who was so… mean? The next camper definitely brightened the mood though.
A Gigalith with a big smile face got off of his Wailord. With a cheery tone he said, "Hi all! I am so glad to be here, and I will make so many new friends."
Thundurus finally piped up at this, "Someone is overly cheery. Anyway welcome to the island." He sounded like he was not caring at all and his mind was somewhere else.
The next two campers were on the same Wailord. A Escavalier and a Chatot were together, with the Escavalier was clearly annoyed, while the Chatot just kept talking. The Escavalier screamed, "SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!"
The Chatot kept going, "But don't you wanna hear my story about my great-great-great-great uncle Pidgey who was caught in the very first Poke ball. Or my second cousin's dad who was caught by Red? Don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you, don't you?"
"ARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just get me away from that thing," said Escavalier in a aggravated tone.
The next two were a Leafeon and a Smoochun. They were chatting and becoming quick friends when the Wailord arrived.
Tornadus said, "Welcome to the island Leafeon and Smoochum."
Smoochum saw Abomasnow and hid behind Leafeon. "Don't h-hurt me, I d-d-don't taste g-good!" Smoochum stammered.
Abomasnow chuckled a deep laugh before saying, "No worries, little one. I won't hurt you."
Smoochum came out from hiding, but she clearly was not convinced.
Tornadus said, "Here comes the next two contestants on the next Wailord!"
A giant steel snake with an unusually big jaw was on the Wailord. On closer inspection, you could also see a smaller snake that had hands and was green in color on top of the giant steel snake.
Tornadus said, "Welcome to the island! You are most welcome here, and go stand by the other campers."
They both said thank you quickly before joining the other campers.
The next camper came by air, she flew onto the island and said, "I am here, now NOBODY BOTHER ME OR I WILL PECK OUR YOUR GUTS!"
Tornadus didn't seem bothered by this and even went as far as saying, "Thank you! Welcome to the island and enjoy your stay. It seems you are in a cheery mood."
Thundurus whispered to Tornadus. It was inaudible, and while they were talking, the next Wailord arrived. It carried something that looked like a walking tree, but clearly did not like the water, and something that resembled a bug that "wowed" at everything she saw.
Tornadus eventually stopped talking before realising that more campers had arrived. He seemed shocked for a moment before quickly getting his composure back and saying, "Welcome to the island Sudowoodo and Skorupi."
Skorupi said, "WOW! A real tree! I have never seen one of these before!" Some looked at her in surprise while others just sighed with resignation.
Skorupi looked around, realising that everyone was looking at her weird, she ducked her head down in shame before joining everyone else. Sudowoodo joined her shortly after, just shaking her head.
The next camper that arrived was floating across the sea. She was pink in body color, her eyes were closed, as if in some sort of meditation. She was also wearing a dress which was the same color as her skin, as if it was part of her.
Tornadus said, "Welcome Frillish! I heard you can read people's auras or some crap like that."
Frillish opened an eye slowly, which was completely black in color, which looked like a black hole that was going to suck up your soul. Even Tornadus flinched a little. Frillish slowly said, "Your soul is disgusting, the only reason you joined this show is to show off, gain fame and watch other people suffer."
Tornadus slowly turned red and screamed, "WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU SIMPLETON! I CAN KILL YOU BEFORE YOU BLINK!"
While Tornadus continued to scream his head off, not noticing that the next camper had arrived.
The next camper was on a… ? Not a Wailord, in fact it was a long blue snake with a crystal on its head. The Pokemon on the Wailord was a yellow shrew. I had a hard shell and beady black eyes. The two Pokemon were conversing about something.
When the two Pokemon arrived, Tornadus said, "Welcome to the island Dragonair and Sandshrew!"
When the Dragonair revealed her entire body, most of the campers gasped. Even Abomasnow widened an eye at her sight. The two girls then moved to join the other campers.
The next two campers were on the same Wailord. One was a floating Pokemon that had an eye on his head and one eye on his stomach and was gray all over. The other Pokemon was a giant bug with scythes that had ribs and feathers.
Tornadus said, "Welcome Armaldo and Dusknoir!"
Both campers turned around. Armaldo snorted and walked to join the other campers. Dusknoir on the other hand bowed his head and said, "Thank you Tornadus, please excuse Armaldo he is a bit barbaric…"
Armaldo turned his head before saying, "Says the one who tripped me at the dock! I am just in a foul mood because I'm all wet after that!"
Tornadus looked back and forth between the two campers before bursting out laughing. Nobody really understood why, he just started laughing. Even Thundurus was looking at him weirdly.
The last three campers arrived all at once. One was a blue swamp creature that was swimming in the water. She was conversing with a floating eel like thing, that was blue and yellow in color. On top of the eel, there was something that resembled a badly made celebrity that was purple in color with blond hair.
When they arrived, Tornadus said, "Welcome to the island Eelektross, Jynx and Marshtomp! You are the last ones to arrive so I guess that is that."
Eelektross said, "Not my fault! The Jynx was so fat! She weighed at least 300 pounds! I had to carry that entire load of crap across the ocean!"
Jynx said, "How dare you! I look beautiful, so how much I weigh is none of your business!" Everyone backed away and visibly cringed after hearing that.
Thundurus said, "I think that's everyone!"
Then a similar Thundurus appeared next to him and said, "I'm ugly and stupid and unable to count to 34!" He then morphed into a standing black fox with a bushel of red hair. He burst out into laughter along with all the other campers.
Thundurus was furious, "HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!"
They continued to argue in the background. Tornadus floated up to the screen and said, "Thank you for joining us on the very first episode of TOTAL… POKEMON… ISLAND!"
NEXT TIME: Campers make a jump… A leap of faith… A bound of immense difficulty… DOWN AN 100 FOOT CLIFF! Some break down… Teams are made… Teams break down… and even some relationships are established… The villains are revealed and alliances are made!
JOIN US NEXT TIME ON TOTAL POKEMON ISLAND!
Note: I will update this story about once a month? Maybe sooner. I will alternate between updating this and Nimbus' Journey, so make sure you check out that!
