I hope it's ok for me to do this! I already saw someone make one, but, I want a go at it! Chef VS Chris! in the style of ERB's Mr.T vs ! Enjoy, and review!

Total Rap Battles of Drama!

Chef Vs Chris McLean!

Begin!

Chef

I pity the fool who tries to step in my kitchen.

Call me Commander Chief, cause I'll crush your whole chin.

Bring Lindsey, Courtney, and Big Owen

and watch me dip their ass in gold and hang 'em like my magic Chicken.

Sucka!

I'll choke you with your own girly pajamas

you couldn't even beat me in Total Drama.

I will Cook you up with some Poo

nobody's gonna care 'cause all our fans hate you.

Chris

Hi there worker,

I hope you don't mind if I change my tone!

I'll be rocking style till this battle's over

so I don't get blood from your ugly face on my pretty boaters!

We should continue what we actually do, race for a million

but it looks like your mama gave your brain a Brazilian.

I pity your food, Mr. Badfood, learn to cook yummy.

The only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Jemys.

I entertain the whole world of families, I can tell

you call yourself Chef cause your too dumb to spell.

Chef

Who you calling dumb fool?

Chef only needs one name!

Hello?

It's for you, TeleToon wants their Fame.

You're a 40 year old virgin with a bald ass head!

I'll get Blaineley, Duncan, and Izzy to stop you out.

The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Lindsey!

Sucka!

and your intern delivers a lot more than letters.

So before you come to battle with your TDI crap,

how about I call up CPS about them kids on your lap.

Fool!

Chris

Watch what you say, teens love me more than brunch.

I'm not the one making some whack ass lunch.

When my plane comes buy you, you can't see it for yourself!.

I'll chop you into black guy stew and I'll host by myself.

I'll say this once, Hatchet, I hope it's understood.

Get ready to pack your bags and get the fuck out, YOUR FIRED.

Who won?

Whose next?

You decide!