On most dreary nights

Princess Bubblegum works hard

In that lab of hers

~8*8~

Even Vampires

With their never beating hearts

Can still feel heartbreak

~8*8~

A princess at heart

But no fairy tale princes

Can ever steal it

~8*8~

The real question is

How the sweet princess stole the

Vampire Queens heart

~8*8~

How could a girl so

Distasteful, dark, and wild

Win Bonnibel's heart

~8*8~

The Princess worked hard

To keep her kingdom running

A little too hard

~8*8~

The Vampire Queen

Had never written love songs

Then she met Bonnie

~8*8~

And even the bitter sweetest of love stories have to end, somehow, someway. Death do us part or living broken hearts. And no how many songs you'll hear on the radio about it, Glob knows the real thing isn't poetic at all.