Enjoy my thingy idk what it is o.o

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It was a normal day at my school (Herlingnam and Chelsea) and it just had to end with me like this! Eh?

I was trying to get contact lenses and it was a stupid zombie apocalypse..

I needed to find some kind of weapon, Luckily I knew were everything was in the house so I got a knife and my dads old Army weapons was in the bottom of the draws in the kitchen i knew the pass word 1779 - 4445, So i punched the numbers in and it opened a load of weapons- Rifles-grenades-hand guns And a load of Amo.

I searched the house and needed the toilet so i ran upstairs for the loo and opened the door to a little surprise- A ZOMBIE! It was my sister Anna she was 5 years older then me (16) and she punched me in the nose and blood went everywhere i grabbed a glass shampoo bottle and smashed it over her head she fell to the floor twitching and i finished her off with the last few smashes of my rifle on her head.. The blood was everywhere and my nose was part of it, I put my head over the sink and blood was pouring out of my nose it finaly stopped 30 mins later.. I had to clean the blood up if another zombie came in to the house and tasted the blood and found me (like it would happen) and would track me down..

So i wiped the blood off the toilet (Then peed on it afterwards.. Well not on the seat in the tiolet :P) and then the bathtub and then the sink..

I walked outside to the car to find the key under a rock near my door and started the car up and then took off into the horizon and hit 22 (-1) Zombies on the way i tried to get to the hospital but it was closed (For The First Time In For Ever) then i got back into the car and drove into the window and the alarm went off so i got (Elsa :D) a water hydrent and smashed it and put my hands to the opposit direction on the water to aim it at the alarm power box, it worked and i tryed to avoid the glass but it cut my arm i dont know why i keep getting harmed but i tryed to find a med pack and i found one on the floor i strapped a bandage to my arm and found one pound on the floor and went to the vending machine and put it in and i wanted nuts do i thought 'I want Deeze Nutz'