"DONNIE!" Mikey practically bounced into the lab and stood next to his brother, who was currently working on the toaster Leo blew up earlier that morning.
"Just ignore him, and maybe-just maybe- he will go away…" Don mumbled.
"Don"
"Don"
"Don"
"Don I know you can hear me."
"Don come on."
"I just wanna ask a question!"
Donnie sighed and spun in his chair to face his now intensly thinking little brother. "What's the question?"
"What's a pedophile?" Mikey cocked his head to the side in wonder.
If Don had coffee in his mouth, it would have gone all over his desk. But luckily, it digested a couple hours ago, so there was no worry for his workbench.
"Excuse me?" Don had to hear the question again to make sure he heard correctly. "I saaaaaaid: what's a pedophile?" Mikey made sure he said it slowly for Don to understand. "Someone who likes children. ALOT." Donnie tried to sum up the jist of it, without scarring his brother for life. "Oh. So like their parents?"
"No!" Don shouted. This is not going to end up well.. Don thought. "So what about April? She likes kids." Mikey was starting to get confused. so he decided to contact April about it instead since she did like kids. Mikey turned and left the lab without another word. Donnie's eyes widened as he realized what he had done. "Oh god… APRIL!"
Mikey pulled out his Tphone and began to text April.
Mikester: APRIL! Are you a pedophile?
On the other side of this message, April started choking on her sandwich.
Aprio16: WHAT!?
Back at the lair, Donnie snatched the phone from Mikey and threw it across the room. At this point Donnie didn't even care if he would need to fix it later. "Ok Mikey. I'm going to say this. And you need to listen NOW. A pedophile is an adult who takes a sexual interest in children! Ok!?" Donnie grabbed Mikey on his shoulders to hold him in place. "That makes more sense! Thanks Donnie!" Mikey wiggled out of Don's grasp and picked up a comic book. "Why do you want to know anyway?" Donnie questioned.
"Raph said that you were a ped, so I asked him what it meant and then he said it meant pedophile. He told me to ask you what the full meaning meant." Mikey shrugged.
Don's eyes narrowed. "Oh he did, did he?"
"Yeah! But it's not true right?"
"Oh no. Not at all."
Don took out his bo staff and menacely starting walking towards Raph's room.
Mike smirked from his place on the couch. "Revenge comes in many flavors Raphael. See to it the next time you mess with my comics. I always get my revenge." He muttered with an evil grin.
He laughed manically as he heard the twacking of Donnie's stick hit Raph's head over and over again.
