DISCLAIMER: I only own Annie, Jenna, my other O/Cs, and anything else you don't recognize. Everything else belongs to Jurassic World and Universal.
December 16th, 2015
My name's Annie Hackett and I know four facts to be 100% true:
1) When running from something, you don't have to be the fastest, just don't be the slowest.
2) What's dead should stay dead.
3) If it wasn't obvious already, dinosaurs and capitalism don't mix very well.
4) Objects in the mirror are closer than they may appear.
Never forget that last one. Trust me, it might just save your life.
The list used to contain five things, including that it takes a whole lot more than a new battery to fix a car that's been abandoned for two decades, but fuck you Zach Mitchell for being the lucky son of bitch to get a 1992 Jeep Wrangler Sahara to putter to life after simply installing the battery from a glorified golf cart.
Maybe you're lucky enough to be the one bastard who'll survive the night.
Or maybe, if I'm lucky, although I never am, but...maybe...we'll survive this together.
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Annie Hackett is a sophomore anthropology major who's been given a week long trip to the famous Jurassic World as a Christmas present. Her first couple of days are fairly normal: exploring the park with her plus one and partner in crime, Jenna Ray, learning the ins and outs of the control room and bio lab with the help of a few new friends with key cards and restricted access, and just straight up marveling the wonder that is the miracle of life and the fact that dinosaurs are once again roaming the earth! A real dream come true!
Until it turns into a nightmare.
Let's just say that running for her life from a murder happy super-saurus isn't exactly what Annie would call a very merry Christmas.
When Annie and Jenna get caught on a malfunctioning ride, they seize the opportunity to escape into the jungles of Isla Nublar. They're about to find out in a very big way that their ride wasn't the only thing to malfunction that day. Now it's up to them and a few stragglers they pick up along the way to either get out or get eaten.
Join Annie, Jenna, Zach, Gray, and more familiar and unfamiliar faces in the fast paced and comedic fanfic: Hold on to Your Butts.
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