*This time, our heroes have been attacked by the merciless Mewt--*
"Can you please just leave?" asked Dave.
*Look, I got 2 kids to feed! Will you let me do this or not?"
"Not." said Dave firing his pistol into the air. Down rained a dead body. "God these guys piss me off..."
"Weren't you tied up?" asked Brock.
"It's like with Team Rocket, at the end of the episode's they're tied up, about to get killed, etc, next episode, they're fine." said Dave.
"Oh..."
"Hey, um weren't you supposed to have become all nice?" Ash asked Mewtwo.
"Well, since I got paid a lousy 2 Mil for my preformance I got pretty pissed off."
"2 Mil? Ha! We got 3 Mil apiece, plus 20,000 for each episode!" said Ash.
"Silence Mortal! yelled Mewtwo sending Ash flying backwards. Then he used his psychic powers to rip Ash into several pieces, blood flew everywhere.
"Jesus Christ!! Something tells me this episode does not get a Y-7 rating." said Brock.
"Hey look! It's Mew!" yelled Misty. Sure enough the little creature flew down.
"Hooray, we're saved!" yelled Misty. The thing used it's psychic powers to send her hurling into space.
"Or not..." said Brock.
"Holy crap!" yelled Dave.
"Go Vulpix!" yelled Brock. The little fox jumped out of it's pokeball. Mewtwo trapped it in a psychic barrier and drop-kicked it.
"That worked...go Clefairy!" yelled Dave. Out jumped Clefairy.
"Are you going to use Metronome?" asked Brock.
"Hell no! Clefairy, kick it in the nuts!" The tiny pokemon ran towards Mewtwo.
"Ha, give it your best shot." said Mewtwo. Clefairy kicked him straight in the nuts. Mewtwo fell over grabbing his balls. He moaned.
"Now, go for Mew!" yelled Dave. Clefairy ran up but Mew was too fast. "Damn, now what..." All of a sudden out of the woods popped...Tracey and Todd!
"Wow, Mewtwo, and Mew! I'm gonna take their picture!" said Todd.
"I'm gonna draw them!!" yelled Tracey. Mew screamed and flew off. Todd and Tracey finished documenting the pokemon and gave each other high-5's. Then they began to laugh, then they began to snort. Dave quickly caught Mewtwo in a pokeball and ran off.
"Wow, that was fucked up." said Dave.
"Can you please just leave?" asked Dave.
*Look, I got 2 kids to feed! Will you let me do this or not?"
"Not." said Dave firing his pistol into the air. Down rained a dead body. "God these guys piss me off..."
"Weren't you tied up?" asked Brock.
"It's like with Team Rocket, at the end of the episode's they're tied up, about to get killed, etc, next episode, they're fine." said Dave.
"Oh..."
"Hey, um weren't you supposed to have become all nice?" Ash asked Mewtwo.
"Well, since I got paid a lousy 2 Mil for my preformance I got pretty pissed off."
"2 Mil? Ha! We got 3 Mil apiece, plus 20,000 for each episode!" said Ash.
"Silence Mortal! yelled Mewtwo sending Ash flying backwards. Then he used his psychic powers to rip Ash into several pieces, blood flew everywhere.
"Jesus Christ!! Something tells me this episode does not get a Y-7 rating." said Brock.
"Hey look! It's Mew!" yelled Misty. Sure enough the little creature flew down.
"Hooray, we're saved!" yelled Misty. The thing used it's psychic powers to send her hurling into space.
"Or not..." said Brock.
"Holy crap!" yelled Dave.
"Go Vulpix!" yelled Brock. The little fox jumped out of it's pokeball. Mewtwo trapped it in a psychic barrier and drop-kicked it.
"That worked...go Clefairy!" yelled Dave. Out jumped Clefairy.
"Are you going to use Metronome?" asked Brock.
"Hell no! Clefairy, kick it in the nuts!" The tiny pokemon ran towards Mewtwo.
"Ha, give it your best shot." said Mewtwo. Clefairy kicked him straight in the nuts. Mewtwo fell over grabbing his balls. He moaned.
"Now, go for Mew!" yelled Dave. Clefairy ran up but Mew was too fast. "Damn, now what..." All of a sudden out of the woods popped...Tracey and Todd!
"Wow, Mewtwo, and Mew! I'm gonna take their picture!" said Todd.
"I'm gonna draw them!!" yelled Tracey. Mew screamed and flew off. Todd and Tracey finished documenting the pokemon and gave each other high-5's. Then they began to laugh, then they began to snort. Dave quickly caught Mewtwo in a pokeball and ran off.
"Wow, that was fucked up." said Dave.
