*Once again, Ash, Misty, Bro--*
"Hey! Didn't I kill you?" asked Dave in between bites of Clefairy.
*Naw, the narrator's unionn has an endless supply of us*
"Damn..."
*As I was saying--*
"Did I say you could talk?" asked Dave waving his pistol in the air.
*Sheesh, fine be that way*
Ash, Misty and Brock stared at Dave. "You sure you guys don't want any?" asked Dave. They all shook their heads no. "Whatever... oh and Ash, remind me never to trust you with a rocket launcher,now how do I get home?"
"Why don't you use a flying pokemon?" asked Ash.
"Pokemon can't exactly breathe in space retard," said Dave, "the only ones that can are Mew, Mewtwo and...Clefable!" Dave opened up his pokeball. Out popped Clefairy who smiled. It turned around, saw all of it's dead siblings and screamed. Dave grabbed it. "Ok you little shit, listen up, you got me here, and you're gonna get me home!" The Clefairy gulped. It looked at the Clefairy leg Dave had been gnawing on and screamed again. Dave chucked it against a rock. "Either you help me or I turn you into dinner!!" Clefairy nodded. "Good, now to get some sleep..."
Late that night...
"No, stay away from me, I don't want to shave the weasel, stop..." murmered Dave, "no, get off of me you evil cheese monkey..." Dave realized there really was someone on top of him, and it wasn't an evil cheese monkey. "Misty!?" Dave yelled. She duct taped his mouth shut. "Mrrph, mrrph!!!"
"Quiet." said Misty putting a finger to her lips. Dave ripped the duct tape off.
"Look, I'm sorry I stole you're weapon out of nowhere bit, it won't happen again." Misty put the duct tape back over his mouth. She then tied his hands up. Dave struggled to get free.
"Oh, it's not about stealing my bit, these last few days something has become apparent to me." said Misty. Dave was squirming about. Misty grabbed his head. "Dave, I love you." she said. Then she kissed him. Dave screamed.
'Dear god this isn't happening, she's a cartoon!' He thought. He tried to scream, nothing. Misty slowly started to undo his sleeping bag. Dave was despritely trying to beat the hell out of himself and wake up.
"Don't fight it Dave, we were meant for each other." Dave tried to squirm away to no avail. Misty began to take off his shirt.
'Wake up!' he thought, slamming his head against the ground numberous times.
"Oh Dave, what do you think the kids will look like?" she asked. By this time Dave was prety much in a coma, what brain cells that were still functioning were the ones that helped Dave know peanut butter from jelly. That wasn't going to help much. All of a sudden as if his prayers had been answered, the forest started to shake violently. "Fooey." said Misty, getting up.
"What's happening!?" yelled Ash shielding his eyes from the shrapnel flying about. Brock simply went into squint mode.
"Humans, prepare to meet your doom..."
"Holy Shit! It's Mewt--why is Dave tied up Misty?" asked Ash. Misty shrugged.
"Prepare to di--"
"Misty, what the hell were you doing!?
"I was punishing him for stealing my bit."
"Oh, but why is h--"
"Will you pay attention to me!?"
"Oh never mind, as I was saying...it's Mewtwo!!" Mewtwo grinned.
"Hey! Didn't I kill you?" asked Dave in between bites of Clefairy.
*Naw, the narrator's unionn has an endless supply of us*
"Damn..."
*As I was saying--*
"Did I say you could talk?" asked Dave waving his pistol in the air.
*Sheesh, fine be that way*
Ash, Misty and Brock stared at Dave. "You sure you guys don't want any?" asked Dave. They all shook their heads no. "Whatever... oh and Ash, remind me never to trust you with a rocket launcher,now how do I get home?"
"Why don't you use a flying pokemon?" asked Ash.
"Pokemon can't exactly breathe in space retard," said Dave, "the only ones that can are Mew, Mewtwo and...Clefable!" Dave opened up his pokeball. Out popped Clefairy who smiled. It turned around, saw all of it's dead siblings and screamed. Dave grabbed it. "Ok you little shit, listen up, you got me here, and you're gonna get me home!" The Clefairy gulped. It looked at the Clefairy leg Dave had been gnawing on and screamed again. Dave chucked it against a rock. "Either you help me or I turn you into dinner!!" Clefairy nodded. "Good, now to get some sleep..."
Late that night...
"No, stay away from me, I don't want to shave the weasel, stop..." murmered Dave, "no, get off of me you evil cheese monkey..." Dave realized there really was someone on top of him, and it wasn't an evil cheese monkey. "Misty!?" Dave yelled. She duct taped his mouth shut. "Mrrph, mrrph!!!"
"Quiet." said Misty putting a finger to her lips. Dave ripped the duct tape off.
"Look, I'm sorry I stole you're weapon out of nowhere bit, it won't happen again." Misty put the duct tape back over his mouth. She then tied his hands up. Dave struggled to get free.
"Oh, it's not about stealing my bit, these last few days something has become apparent to me." said Misty. Dave was squirming about. Misty grabbed his head. "Dave, I love you." she said. Then she kissed him. Dave screamed.
'Dear god this isn't happening, she's a cartoon!' He thought. He tried to scream, nothing. Misty slowly started to undo his sleeping bag. Dave was despritely trying to beat the hell out of himself and wake up.
"Don't fight it Dave, we were meant for each other." Dave tried to squirm away to no avail. Misty began to take off his shirt.
'Wake up!' he thought, slamming his head against the ground numberous times.
"Oh Dave, what do you think the kids will look like?" she asked. By this time Dave was prety much in a coma, what brain cells that were still functioning were the ones that helped Dave know peanut butter from jelly. That wasn't going to help much. All of a sudden as if his prayers had been answered, the forest started to shake violently. "Fooey." said Misty, getting up.
"What's happening!?" yelled Ash shielding his eyes from the shrapnel flying about. Brock simply went into squint mode.
"Humans, prepare to meet your doom..."
"Holy Shit! It's Mewt--why is Dave tied up Misty?" asked Ash. Misty shrugged.
"Prepare to di--"
"Misty, what the hell were you doing!?
"I was punishing him for stealing my bit."
"Oh, but why is h--"
"Will you pay attention to me!?"
"Oh never mind, as I was saying...it's Mewtwo!!" Mewtwo grinned.
