"Wowie! I sure do love having autism!" Papyrus shouted from his bedroom window into the New York streets below the apartment complex.

"Shut the fuck up dumb loser!" Shouted someone from the street, "Kill yourself!"
"My brother calls me special!" Papyrus called back. Then, Papyrus pulled his head back into his bedroom and slumped onto his race car bed, "Wowie...zowie."

He turned down for what then walked over to his super sick ass Windows XP with the flames on the sides and decided to check his MySpace where he had a total of eight followers. He scrolled down his page, staring at his nudes that he leaked himself thinking it would gain him more internet fame. But so far, no one even looked at them, "How can I be like Amanda Todd if no one looks at my nudes?" He was puzzled by this strange outcome of his leaked nudes. But then he noticed he actually got a message! He clicked on it, seeing it was from BoneMan69 aol.com. Papyrus sighed and rolled his pupils. It was that notorious troll who would always spam his posts with bad puns in a funny font. The message just read, "check out these sick spins" with a link, meatspin . fr .

"Nyeh heh heh! This is a meme, I bet! Unfortunately for this troll, I am a MEME MASTER!" Papyrus clicked the link with no hesitation and awaited as his slow ass malware infested computer loaded it up. That's when the spinning dick appeared to the song, "You Spin Me Right Round". Papyrus was rightfully confused. He had one hand on his dick and the other on his chin as he studied the penis, trying to decipher how it could spin with such momentum.
"Such speeds shouldn't be possible!" He cried out. Papyrus looked over his shoulder at his bedroom door and called out for his brother, "Hey, Sans! There is a human genitalia spinning at incredibly high speeds on my computer monitor and I think it has malicious intent!"
Sans stayed quiet, but a ding sounded from the computer meaning the troll BoneMan69 sent another message. Papyrus changed tabs back to MySpace and read the message out loud, "stop being a fucking bitch."

Papyrus' skelly fingers clacked against the keyboard as he said what he typed out loud, "Listen here you big dumb jealous troll. If you don't stop bullying me, I'm going to be forced to call Undyne to report you to the cyber police. You'll go to Guantanamo Bay for cyber crimes, you troll!"
"ur gay lol" BoneMan69 replied back.
"Oh my god I've been triggered. SAANS!" Papyrus screamed, tears forming in his eyesockets. Once Sans didn't reply, Papyrus stormed out of his bedroom and pounded on Sans' door, "Come block this bully for me! I'm too autistic to do it myself!"
"go away poopyruns i am fap" Sans answered.
"Omg Sans I'm triggered by your constant fapping!"

"well bro im triggered by your dumb face. ###rektt"

Papyrus groaned in frustration, "Sans! This isn't the time to be making puns omg you fucking lazy bones piece of shit!"

Papyrus stormed back into his bedroom, now knowing that his dumb piece of shit brother wasn't gonna do anything because he's gay and stupid. He then decided to focus on the high speeds of the meatspins and closed MySpace so he could focus on how a penis could spin so fast. He decided to show Alphys tomorrow morning. She's a specialist in humans and watches a lot of hentai and yaoi so she would know about penises. With that last thought, he shut off his computer and went to sleep in his race car bed.

It was the next morning, and Alphys was chilling out in Undyne's sick new house making some ramen in her Boku no Pico onesie. Undyne was out spearing gays in the dicks for the weekend so Alphys had the entire house for herself. She sat down on the couch and readied herself to watch so Futa Club when suddenly, Papyrus kicked open the door, his entire computer in his hands with the wires trailing behind him, "Alphys! Check out these sick spins!" He put his computer on the coffee table and hooked it up.
"Papyrus what the fuck get the fuck out you skeleton faggot." Alphys told him, but Papyrus ignored her.
"Wowie, these are some really sick spins." Papyrus clicked on the meatspin link again and pushed the monitor over to Alphys. She sat there, watching with confusion as the penis spun, "Papyrus what the fuck is that are you gay?"
"Wowie, Alphys. You're a scientist, right? You can explain how the penis is moving so fast."
Then Undyne ran in and was like "WOW that's a penis!" Then she shoved a spear up her rectum and ran out.
Papyrus stared at Alphys for an explanation, tapping the tips of his boner fingers with anticipation.
Alphys' eyes squinted at the spinning dick, "My mind is coming up blank. I can't think of a reason for it to be spinning so fast."
"Omg Alphys hurry up and do science shit you dumb anime bitch." Papyrus answered with an optomistic smile.
"Okay chill jeeze fucking skelly faggot." Alphys put her bowl of ramen down on the table and stood. Walking towards her super sick white board with the vocaloid magnets on the sides, she picked up a dry erase marker and began writing formulas n shit on the board. Really, this dino bitch had no idea what she was doing and was just wasting time in hopes that Papyrus would leave, but after 5 minutes of writting random numbers and letters, Papyrus was still standing there.
Alphys turned to face him, "I-I can't really..um...concentrate with you standing there." She explained.
"Okay! I'll just go in the kitchen and make spaghetti then cause I'm such a super cool friend!" Papyrus answered.
"Omg Papyrus get the fuck out my house I was trying to watch anime." Alphys decided to be straight up with the autistic skeleton. Seriously, this bone nigga isn't ever gonna learn if everyone keeps babying his gay ass.
"Wowie, okay!" Papyrus answered as he picked up his computer, "You're obviously not as smart as I am, so I can understand that your brain needs a break from spinning penises once in a while."
He walked out the door, not bothering to close it behind him because his hands were full.
Alphys erased her bullshit off the white board and sat down on the couch, readying herself for the animus and mangos.

Papyrus walked into his apartment complex where he saw Sans sitting on the couch asleep, wearing a ketchup stained shirt and smelling like ass, "Omg Sans you lazy bones wake up!" Papyrus screamed at him, "Do you know how a penis could spin at incredibly high speeds?"
"cause ur gay lol" Sans answered in his sleep.
That was the last straw for Papyrus. He couldn't handle all this bullying and fell to his knees, sobbing.
Sans awoke to his sobbing and stared at him in confusion, "why're you being a bitch?"
"Because everyone's bullying me, Sans!" Papyrus cried, "Everyone's bullying me and I just wanna know why this dick is spinning so fast!"
Sans didn't really care. He was too busy trying to suck off the wet stains of ketchup from his shirt, but he couldn't because he was a skeleton and didn't have lips, and therefore, could not do a sucking motion.
"Sans, I'm gonna go kill myself!" Papyrus declared as he walked up the stairs, just leaving his computer on the floor.
"lol k" Sans answered, still trying to suck the ketchup off his shirt.
That's when Gaster showed up, "Sans, your brother is going to kill himself, don't you care?"
"lol no fuck that faggot." Sans answered.
Gaster looked down at him in a mix of pity and disappointment, "Look at you...trying to suck ketchup off your shirt...you can't do that. You're a skeleton, Sans."
"shut the fuck up dad. go back to being scattered across time and space, faggot."
Sans' words hurt Gaster, but he forced himself to hide his emotions, "It's taking all my energy to be here."
"dad? more like, dead." Sans laughed at his own pun then grabbed the ketchup bottle from the coffee table and began to chug it.
"Sans, you have to stop this. You have to start caring about things again, or your ketchup addiction is just gonna get worse. If not for yourself, then do it for Papyrus..."
"ok first of all," Sans stood up and pointed a finger at Gaster, "you're dead, so i don't have to listen to you anymore, dad! and i don't have an addiction omg and i care about stuff like ketchup ok so fuck off."
Gaster was visibly annoyed now, "Omg Sans you're a piece of shit like I put effort into showing up here and you treat me like ass. You and Papyrus are the worst things that ever happened to me. You are my bastard children and every day I regret not aborting you two."
"yeah you should've aborted us. i'm a midget and papyrus is retarded, we both wish for death." Sans took another gulp of ketchup, then slammed the empty bottle on the table and wiped his mouth with the sleeve of his hoodie, smudging ketchup all over it.
Gaster did some sick wing ding hand motions and disappeared, and probably won't ever talk to his kids ever again.

Meanwhile, Papyrus was in his bedroom. Tears streamed down his cheek bones as he sat at the edge of his racecar bed, "Wowie...I just wanted to know why the penis spun so fast..." He mumbled as he stared at the belt in his hands. He put the belt around his neck and looped it through the buckle, giving it a tug. The belt tightened around his neck vertebrates and he sat there for hours until he realized he was a skeleton and couldn't choke himself to death.
Papyrus didn't know what to do next. So that night, he cried himself to sleep. He never figured out why the penis was moving so fast, and he never will...