And now it's time for…"Everybody Hates Nameless!" *cue theme song*
Setting: Disney Castle
When: HL Part 2: Finally a Team
One sunny day, a tall, orange-haired, green-eyed teenager walks down the halls of Disney Castle, looking for something to do. With his arms behind his head, he sighs in boredom.
Quit sighing! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep here! Twitch, his Fatal Crest keyblade, shouts in irritation from inside his head.
"I'm bored," Nameless whines, "I can't find Amber anywhere."
Hey, isn't that the gear girl over there, Twitch remarks. Noticing a short, black-haired girl wearing a steampunk outfit, Nameless' boredom instantly disappears when he gets an idea.
"Looks like I found something to do."
"Yo, 'Gears!'" Nameless calls running towards her. Startled, Gia glares at Nameless as he approaches her.
"…What do you want?" Gia asks, looking rather annoyed, "If you have something to say, hurry up and don't waste my time."
"Geez, what's got your gears in a snag?" Nameless asks, holding his hands up in defense, "I only came here to ask for your help. There's this big box on a tall shelf that I can't reach. Can you help me?" Gia raises an eyebrow and looks Nameless up and down.
"I sense something fishy here…" Gia remarks, crossing her arms, "You're taller than I am. If you couldn't reach it, how am I supposed to reach it…?"
"Come on, 'Gears,'" Nameless pleads, staring at her with puppy-dog eyes. Gia cringes and then sighs in exasperation.
"Fine, fine…Just quit with the sad look. You're creeping me out…"
"Aw, thanks, 'Gears!'" Nameless replies, pulling Gia down the hall to a dark closet.
"Alright, where is it…?" Gia asks as she steps into the closet.
"It's somewhere up there," Nameless answers, pointing upwards in the very high, very dark area of the closet, "You'll find it…soon…eventually…" Gia looks at him with an annoyed look before climbing onto stacks of boxes.
"Like that helps a lot…Man, this place is dusty," Gia complains, coughing as tiny dust particles float around her. While Gia is preoccupied, Nameless silently sneaks away.
What the hell are you planning? Twitch asks both in suspicion and amusement, 'Cause I want in!
"Just a little something for 'Gears,'" Nameless answers, walking backwards away from the closet. As he moves further along, Nameless bumps into something. Startled, Nameless does what looks like karate moves before realizing that he had bumped into a tall, black-haired man.
"'Lumi,' perfect timing," Nameless remarks. Luminus raises an eyebrow, staring suspiciously at Nameless.
"Pleasure of the day to you, Mr. Nameless," Luminus replies in a monotonous voice.
Hey! I think you said that out of sarcasm, Twitch remarks.
"And a pleasure of the day to you, Twitch," Luminus adds.
"Don't call me 'Mister!' Anyway, Luminus," Nameless starts, hooking an arm around Luminus' shoulders, "I need a little help. There's something on a high shelf that I need to get, but I can't reach it. Think you can help your fellow teammate here?""
"I'm sure that Miss Blaze wouldn't mind offering you some assistance," Luminus retorts, pushing Nameless' arm off.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Nameless asks, "Can't you help a fellow teammate here?"
"We are not fellows," Luminus snaps, starting to leave, "And again, I believe Miss Blaze wouldn't mind offering you some assistance." Nameless taps his foot, trying to think of a quick remark.
"'Gears' asked me to get the box for her," Nameless quickly remarks. Luminus suddenly stops in his tracks and turns to Nameless.
"Gia asked for it?" Nameless nods eagerly.
"Yeah, 'Gears' says she can't reach it. I tried reaching it myself, but, as you can see, I need a little 'assistance,'" Nameless explains, trying to keep as straight of a face as possible. Luminus narrows his eyes at Nameless but says nothing. Smiling that his planning is going smoothly, Nameless takes Luminus to the closet. Luminus peers inside the dark closet, seeing nothing but tall shelves and highly stacked boxes.
"I'm only doing this for Gia," Luminus remarks, "Now where is it?"
"It's somewhere up there," Nameless says, pushing Luminus into the closet, slamming, and locking the door. Standing outside, Nameless could hear a loud crash coming from inside the closet and a loud shriek. After about a minute, Nameless hears pounding on the closet door. Satisfied, Nameless skips away.
Victory! Fuck yeah! Twitch yells, doing a victory dance.
"Couldn't agree more," Nameless replies with a childish smirk on his face.
"What are you doing?" a curly-haired brunette asks, walking up to the oranget and eyeing him suspiciously.
"Amber, I was just about to look for you. I'm just giving 'Gears' and Luminus a push," Nameless answers, a large smirk on his face, "It's not good for them to deny their love." He wraps an arm around Amber's shoulders, a big smile on his face. "Come on, gorgeous. Let's go somewhere toda—aah!"
A strong force hits Nameless behind his head, causing him to fall forward and bring Amber down with him. Standing behind him, Gia and Luminus give Nameless We-are-going-to-kill-you glares while Gia flexes her knuckles.
"Oh look: Nameless and Amber look sooo cute together," Gia comments sarcastically,
"Hoho! You bet your balls we do," Nameless replies, both making Amber blush and Gia even more furious.
Oh shit…I'd shut the fuck up if I were you, Twitch remarks. Amber glances between all three of her teammates as she stands up.
"I'm not sure what happened, and I don't want to even know," Amber comments, "Anyway, I've got more important matters to attend to, so...uh, you're on your own Nameless." She hurriedly walks away, leaving Nameless with an annoyed Luminus and a fuming Gia. Nameless laughs nervously as he stands.
"Hey, it was a joke," Nameless says, backing away slowly, "You guys really aren't going to kill me are you." In response, Luminus and Gia both summon their keyblades.
I think you better high-tail outta' here, Twitch says as Nameless backs away further.
What? You're not going to help me? Nameless asks, backing away even further as Luminus and Gia step towards him.
I'd deal with 'Creepy' but not 'Gears,' Twitch answers, Sooo…basically, YOU'RE SAVING YOUR OWN DAMNED, FUCKING BUTT! Immediately, Nameless turns and runs as fast as he can with both Luminus and Gia on his tail.
Hello, SaME here! This little series of drabbles is inspired by a character in a Kingdom Hearts roleplay that I am participating in, The Darkness on the Horizon. All characters here belong to their respected owners:
Nameless: Scribbles I
Gia: Sun and Moon Entity (Me)
Luminus: Phoenix Heart and Zexiontwo
Amber: beckster411
If anyone wants to read or join (and I suggest you be very careful if you decide to join), the link is on my profile. To my buddies on the forum, if you have any ideas, give me a pm and I will see what I can do.
-SaME
