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Ah-ha! I knew it!

Proof number one: Both Came Out Of The Closet

Ah, there you are! I've been waiting for you!

Let's start this quickly, then.

I'm sure you know who I am, James Potter, Quidditch legend, Marauder's leader, most handsome man alive and future husband of one Miss Lily Evans.

Why are you here, you ask? Wasn't my note explicit enough?

…you have no idea…?

You're here to help me with my quest. Yes, majestic people like me don't need help in quests – except in this one. I made a major discovery and I need a witness to prove it.

So let me explain…

I started to notice something wasn't very…platonic between Sirius and Remus when one day I had been looking for my best friend to tell him this amazing prank I was planning – really amazing, I tell you, it would beat our last record and Slytherins wouldn't know what hit them when the food star- oh, right, back to the point – so I used the Marauder's Map and turned out he was in a cupboard with Remus.

I ran there and opened the cupboard, wondering how long had they been trapped inside.

Sirius and Remus were inside, pressed up against each other!

"…"

"Prongs!" Sirius had grinned and got out of the closet "Thanks, mate, didn't know for how long we'd to be in there!"

Then Remus also came out.

"What were you doing in there?" I asked, with a look that screamed for honesty. I'm really good at looks – and everything else, really.

"Snogging each other. No, really, what were you thinking?" Sirius rolled his eyes "Filch was after us."

"Sirius put some dungbombs in his office." Remus said in that quiet tone he always uses when he doesn't really approve something.

"Then why didn't you get out when he was gone?"

"It didn't open from the inside."

"Why do you look out of breath? And blushing? And why are your hairs all messed up?" really, wouldn't you wonder the same?

"My hair's messed up?" Sirius started to comb his hair, the great sissy, with his hand.

"We were running, James." Remus answered.

"Oh. ...why is your shirt opened?"

"Oh," Remus blushed. Blushed. "Well... Sirius pushed me inside the closet by my shirt. I guess some buttons must have jumped out." He kneeled inside the cupboard "Look, one of them."

You have no idea, I could only stare as one of my best friends whined about his hair and the other collected buttons on the floor.

Oh, but that's not all! The answers they gave me explained quite well what had happened and I would have let it go if not for what I heard that night, after taking a shower, right before I opened the door to our dorm.

"That was a close one."

"Yeah, we need to be more careful next time."

"Indeed. He almost caught us there."

"I just hope he doesn't..."

"I know. ...Perhaps we should tell him. It would make things easier."

"No! We don't know how will he react once he knows that we..."

I decided I should enter in that moment, I couldn't really just stand there, and made sure to make a lot of noise while opening the door to warn them.

Sirius and Remus were sitting on the former's bed.

And Sirius was like "Took you long enough, Prongs. I was afraid you would drown."

Pff, as if I would ever die like that.

When we went to bed I started to think about what had happened and...I reached some conclusions.

Sirius and Remus are secret lovers.

But why wouldn't they tell me? I'm their best friend, right? It's not like I would be disgusted nor anything! I love them! ...don't look at me like that, what I feel for them is called bromance.

So I decided that if they didn't want to tell me I would make them want to. That or catch them on the act.

...

Not that act! I meant snogging! I don't want to see them shagging each other! Merlin...

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AN: oh yeah, posting two simus fics at once, I'm probably crazy, but...meh.

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