Dave was walking along. He had ditched the rest of the gang. Since the announcers only bugged the main charecters, or what was left of them anyway, Dave was pretty happy. Especially since now he had Mewtwo to get him home. He quickly burst open the pokeball. Mewtwo looked dazed. "Where the hell am I?" he asked.
"I caught you, now it's time for you to get me home!" said Dave grinning. Mewtwo looked at him and laughed.

"Me help you, yeah right." Dave kicked him in the nuts. "Oh dear god..." he said falling over.

"Take me home you ugly psychic piece of trash!"

"Screw you!" yelled Mewtwo flying off into the air. He gave Dave the finger. All of a sudden a giant pencil came out of nowhere and started to erase Mewtwo. "Ahhhhh! What the hell is going o--" Mewtwo screamed as he was erashed into nowhere.

"I knew only Muk could get away with flipping the bird..." said Dave. "Oh well, looks like I'll have to stick with getting Clefairy to evolve..." Dave opened up the pokeball. Out jumped Clefairy.

"Hey, looks like I got to get you to evolve...know where I can find a moon stone?" Clefairy shook it's head no. Dave sighed. All of a sudden, Dave heard a voice.

*Dave, you son of a *****...*

"Hey, I don't take **** from a narrator!" he yelled holding his pistol into the air.

*Ha, I am not a narrator, I am the censor*

"Oh...crap." Dave said as he watched a giant pencil come from above.

*Look, I'm not going to kill you, under one condition*

Dave looked up. "What?"

*Your coming here has not only made the work for us nearly immpossible, but you killed Ash! Now we have no main charecter*

"Your point being...?"

*We need a new charecter, you..."

"No way! I don't want to be like that loser Ash!!"

*Do it or I'll kill you, if you want to get home you must collect all 8 of the badges and win the pokemon league, then we can end the show, don't sware or do anything else evil or I'll kill you*

Dave sighed. "I hate you censors."

*We hate you too, now go!*

The voice faded. Dave sighed. "God ****it..." he said. All of a sudden the eraser appeared. "I said cod flambet! I sware!" Dave screamed as he ran off.