Jobs & Friends: Chapter One: Popping The Lid.
The raven haired woman sat happily on the couch in the café. She watched continently as the red head came over, they were both now in their thirties (or at least that's what Shego liked to think) Kim dumped her bag on the floor and flopped onto the seat next to her ex- enemy.
"I have had the biggest sitch ever." Kim stated.
"Oh? Do tell. I would have been on the edge of my seat if I had any left." Shego teased, waving off the contact of their thighs.
"Ron's coming home." Kim breathed out. Shego would have chocked on her coffee if she had started it.
Shego turned to look at Kim, wondering if she was for real. Things had been going so well, Kim hadn't told Ron about her friendship with Shego yet, and that was how the raven haired woman liked it.
"Really? You're sure this time?" Shego asked, she didn't want to risk seeing the woman she secretly loved heart broken. Again.
"Shego, I'm sure, he called me himself, asked me for a ride. Can you believe it?" Kim exclaimed, her smile was now touching her ears. Green eyes wide as saucers.
Shego did well with hiding the disappointment in her face, although it seemed Kim already knew what the raven haired woman was thinking.
"Oh don't worry Sheegs, he'll catch on."
"Uhuh." Shego replied flatly. Just as Kim was about to continue, a funeral tone started to blare out of Shego's phone.
Rolling her eyes, and giving a dramatic sigh, Shego started to fish in her jean pockets. Pulling out the phone.
"What's up Betts?"
Kim watched the raven haired woman, waiting for the call to end. Now she knew what it was like for her parents and friends when she suddenly had to ditch them.
"Kimmie-" Shego began, only to be cut off by Kim's hand.
"No it's ok, go assassinate some political leader at a time." Kim joked.
Or at least I hope she's joking… Shego considered in her head does Kim actually know what I do for GJ?
"Rain check?" Shego asked, grabbing her back pack from beneath the table (her feminine ways had declined greatly over the years, fancy jackets had been converted into Walmart hoodies.)
"My place tonight?" Kim asked.
"Sure, see ya then." Shego turned to leave, but stopped. She wanted to say something… anything "Princess?"
"Yeah…"
Shego… don't say what I'm thinking of saying…
"Please don't get your hopes up… with Ron…" With that, Shego left the café, leaving a very confused Kim.
Global Justice Head Quarters.
"Ok I'm here." Shego announced, bursting into the conference room in her uniform.
GJ had been forced to make some changes due to international security as wells as not wanting to be discriminated by other federal forces, they now all wore the same uniform styled in SWAT fashion, not even Shego was an exception. Except for her gloves. She had a 'medical excuse.'
"So nice of you to join us Agent Shego." Betty comment trying to act as professional as possible in front of the board of directors.
"As we are all well aware, a gang in the south of Japan has been causing many disturbances-"
"Japan is quite big Betts, ya wanna scale it down a bit?" Shego asked.
"I would if I could, but unfortunately the gang seems to be moving at a constant rate, causing a major crime and disturbance to the peace and moving."
"So why aren't the feds on this one?" Shego asked, Betty rolled her good eye, trying her best not to burst out in aggravation.
"If you let me finish Agent Shego." Betty showed a picture of a demolished building. It seems to have been pushed over. '
"The gang seems to have some… special abilities. One man did this." Betty stated, hoping the silence and picture would show the bosses how serious this was… and GJ wasn't a waste of tax money.
"Another…" the picture was now what looked like it used to be a reservoir "did this, believed to have caused a miniature tsunami further south east Japan border."
"So director, what is your plan?" A man asked.
"That's would be Agent Shego's plan." Betty nodded towards the green agent.
"Say wha?" Shego asked, realizing she'd been day dreaming for the past few minutes.
"Your plan Agent Shego." The man was now directly talking to her now "what is it?"
"Well first, I'd imagine I'll need a team, definitely no trigger happy guys like last time." Shego glared at Betty, as the bones in her feet remembered what some asshole had done. "I guess I could round up some guys."
"We then get some idea of who these people are, and take 'em down." Shego stated as if it was a walk in the park.
"And if you plan were to fail?" The man asked.
"Then we try again, or at least I will… depending on how much Betty can afford my health insurance. By the way that's quite high." Shego smiled at the man.
"Good luck with your plan then. Meeting dismissed." The man got up, whispering something in Betty's ear, and slipped something into Betty's hand.
Hmn my thief senses are tingling… Shego thought in her mind.
"Betts, I need a file of everything we know on these guys, oh and their last location." Shego added, turning round.
"Shego, you're not getting a team." Betty stated.
"What?" Shego asked. No way is Betts true on this…
"The board thinks it would be a waste and a pointless risk of lives if we were to send a group of humans there."
"Betts… come on! You saw what those things did to that building! You can't be serious!"
"Shego, you're the best-"
"But I'm not indestructible!" Shego cut her boss off. Taking a deep breath and took the memory stick out of her pocket.
"Go through this, make sure Kim doesn't see what it is, then you'll see why we don't want more people involved in this than necessary."
"What? Betty what-"
Betts face grew serious, as her eye looked upwards as she mouthed
"They're watching us." Shego placed a bunch of papers on top of her hand, feeling Betty slip the memory stick under her fingers.
The two women left the room.
Middleton Airport
Kim was waiting at the arrivals gate, eagerly waiting to see her long time best friend. After the first bunch of people had come through… Kim was starting to worry.
What if Ron had lied to me again? No he didn't lie, he was just having problems.
"KP!" An angel voice called out.
"Ron!" Kim exclaimed as the two embraced in a hug, never letting go. "God, look at how tall you've gotten… see we're trying a bit of a beard here." Kim teased, running a finger over Ron's stubbly chin.
"Trying, not succeeding." Ron commented. The two started to walk towards Kim's car.
"Subject has left terminal, will pursuit." A figure spoke to the phone.
Don't lose them, but don't tip him off. He's not as dumb as he may act. Does he have it with him?
"I don't know, he just has a ruck sack with him."
We need to get that ruck sack.
Kim's apartment
"H-" Shego was halfway through announcing herself when she smelt something strange in Kim's apartment… it was masculine… it was new… fresh meet… it hadn't been here last night…
Oh god no… it can't be…
Kimmie's tried to cook again!
Shego was about to sprint into the kitchen, but stopped when she passed the guest room and noticed a ruck sack… it was red, definitely not one of Kim's bags.
Maybe Kimmie brought home another lost and found bag from work again. Shego thought, picking it up. God it weighs a tone!
"Hey Kimmie! What the hell is-?"
"Shego." Kim stated, surprised that the raven haired woman was here, but suddenly remembered her invite earlier.
"Shego?" Ron asked, surprised.
"Buffoon?" Shego asked, just as surprised.
"Shego!" Kim scowled.
"Kim" Shego whined, in attempt to realize that Shego shouldn't be scowled.
"Kim?" Ron asked in attempt for an explanation.
"Ron?" Kim asked.
"Shego?" Ron asked again.
"RUFUS THREE!" A naked mole rat shouted at the top of his voice.
"Eugh. How original." Shego stated.
Ron then noticed she was holding his rucksack.
Shego noticed Ron's eyes panic. '
"What's wrong Stoppable? Got some playboy magazines in here?"
Ron gave out a nervous chuckle, reaching for the bag only for Shego to step aside.
"Come on Shego, give it back to him." Kim commented. Shego and Ron had only been in the room for five minutes.
Rolling her eyes, Shego gave the bag back.
Who are these two women?
"I don't know."
Well find out. How long has he been in there?
"Half an hour."
That's long enough. Men! Start part three of the plan.
Is he still watching?
"Yes."
Is he still on the phone?
"Yes."
Ok, pull him over.
"How can I help you officer?" The figure asked.
"Can I check a licence please sir." The secret GJ agent asked.
"Yeah sure… I actually think it's in the boot of my car…"
The officer stepped aside to allow the driver to get out.
The driver popped the lid of the hood, and started assembling the gun and the silencer.
"You found it yet?" The officer asked
"Yeah, here ya go."
With that, everything around the officer went dark…
Well that's the first chap, reviews and recommendations would be great if you want me to continue writing this! :D
