The dumbed down version of Snow White:
A girl's mother dies. Her father marries a bitch. The bitch kills her father and takes over. Oh and she happens to have a talking mirror who calls her ugly. The bitch sends a witless woodsman to kill Snow White. She runs and finds 7 little short dudes and cleans their house. Then the bitch dresses as an old woman and gives her an apple. Snow White eats it without thought, and dies. Then a stranger kisses her and Snow White comes back to life. Then she marries the stranger.
The End
And this is a popular story? What a world...
