Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, but I do own the chainsaws Matt and Mello stole from me

Warning: Suggestive themes, Language and Implied Violence

A/N: I actually don't know where this came from, I was just playing some Resident Evil 6 when I thought 'what if Matt and Mello got ahold of chainsaw's' and this was born.

P.S. this is technically in Linda's P.O.V and Matt is older than Mello

Note: Matt is 15, Mello is 14 and Linda is 14

Linda's P.O.V

It was an ordinary day, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and Linda had just finished sketching her portrait of Andrew. Perfect she thought. It came out exactly as she wanted "Thanks Linda" Andrew winked at her, flashing a toothy grin, Linda blushed. Andrew is pretty cute with his short, wavy black hair and green eyes. Linda always figured he had a thing for her, she's positive he does now. "You're welcome" nothing can ruin this day, but alas she spoke to soon. The birds stopped singing, children paused in their game of soccer, and Linda could've sworn the sky darkened a little bit. She turned around and immediately zeroed in on Matt and Mello who were terrorizing the other orphans…with chainsaws. Her first thought was 'Where the hell did they get chainsaws?!' her second was 'Oh god I hope they don't kill anyone' Matt and Mello bounded over to her, laughing all the while "haha, hey Linda wanna play a game?" Matt offered. She only wondered what game they had in mind "Yeah it's really fun and we have an extra chainsaw…though I don't know where it went?" Mello glanced behind him, curious. Linda blushed for the second time today. She noticed Mello looked hotter than usual. She averted her eyes "and what is this game called, might I ask?"

"It's called…" Mello pulled the throttle, the engine roaring "scare the other children" Matt laughed, pulling the trigger on his "haven't you gotten in trouble with Roger?" Mello blinked "well we haven't gotten caught yet sooo…" he pulled the throttle again. "But what if someone complains about it to Roger?" Matt snickered "We'll just threaten them with these" he held up the weapon, smirking cockily. "Come on Linda, join the dark side we have cookies."

"As much as I love cookies, I'd rather stay on the light side."

"Aww you're no fun" Mello whined, I glanced at Matt who's gaze was focused downward, he had a perverted grin on his face. He was staring at Mello's ass. "Matt….really" he didn't hear me. Instead he reached his hand out. Mello let out a small squeak almost dropping his chainsaw "did you just grab my ass?" he glared at Matt angrily "Heh…no what are you talking about? It must've been a ghost or something."

"Is that the best excuse you have, ghost aren't real dickweed."

"Don't let the ghosts hear you say that Mello, they'll come to your room at night and eat you" She face palmed, Matt was never good at making stuff up. Mello rolled his eyes "You sure you don't want to join us~" Mello drawled out "I'm sure, though I'll let you know if I want to" she looked back over at Matt who had lust filled eyes and was staring at Mello intently "Hey Mello, how about we go back to our room and you know…relax"

"hmm, okay but where do we put our chainsaws, you never told me where you got them from?"

"Oh I stole them from this chick named Scarlett, but I'm sure she won't notice they're gone" Matt took Mello's chainsaw from him "Here Linda, go put these in the shed Mello and I are going to go relax for a while now" Matt took Mello's hand and dragged him to their shared room, I didn't miss the large bulge in the front of Matt's jeans as they sped away, yeah their going to go relax alright.

Now what to do with these chainsaws?

This was just a short little story, I'm still coming up with ideas for my other two fics. And such.