stare at da window chap. 1
I gots to special thanks to myy freind jenn (yah dats u grl u kno I luv u!) n j the best boyy friend u cud ask four! lol lets get 2 the stories!
I am harra clinde smit an I am on myy way to the hogwerts scool of witchcraft n wizzardry. I am sittin in my cabinet in dis trian wit draco malfroy n his friens craby and gol who are masive punkks wit dere band n evrything. I see dat hary potter n his uptigt bitches harmony an weslyy walk by az we strt pracicing 4 tha opening concart in the great hal of hogwerts!
it is our 3rd yr of scool n we now can ply for the openin fest! it wil be gr8 cuz only da top 2 puk bands can play da feasst. sady hary poders band, "da voldamore kill3rz' will be the secon band so we hav to listen to him screm bout da murder of or fiend voldymort who waz only tryin to help protect ganst the vampyres. wel hary neverr kiled valdimort but he tred last schol year after murderin som fagg namd rodrik diggory n blamin dat shit onn voldimortt! but aniway we gunna sing our son named "Voldymort da good" to mak sure evryone knos hary iz a faker an an idiott as wel.
we kno dumbydore will lik our song beter cuz dumbydore iz a good friend of voldymoret n suports him workin here at hoggworts as dark artss teacher. the train cam into the stoop at hogsmede station. as me an my boifren j (dats my boyfren j) wet off the train swe saw dat ronny wesly who sayd "bitch plz u gona suck dik ar dis show". J said "ya cuz she gonna suck my dik right the r on tha stage fuck you faggott". an i laughed az dat is our plann. weslyy cant say anithing 2 dat as he was speekless!
ok no im done tomerrow i wil write chap 2 the concerttt
