And then chaonka the dark bender walked up to gremples the light bender

C: (hugs) forbidden loove

G: Oof

C: What wrong?

G: Im not gay.

C: as long as u have socks on is not gay.

G: we need go to walmart and buy socks.

C: (releases hug) okay my handsome light man, we shall go.

G: hhhhnnnngggg.

C: (mumbles) what the fuck?

(AT WALMART)

C: Where is sock isle my nizzle?

G: affidity means a spontaneous or natural liking or sympathy for someone or something.

C: What the fuck are you talking about?

G: lets ask an employye where the socks… AIR… get it?

C: you are legitimately a psycopath.

(Employee aproaches)

E: (insert innuendo)

G: You mean put it in you?

E: I said," do you guys need some help, that has nothing to do with what you just said ou nazi.

C: Big oof

G: Where socks?

E: (points) There socks.

G: (Thinks for a moment) hhhhhnnnnnnggggg. (walks away)

E: What is wrong with him?

C: I am so sorry, hes "down" with the syndrome… aka he has down syndrome.

E: yeah, i kinda got that.

C: (Finger guns and walks away slowly)

End Scene

E: do you think these socks make my dick look girthy?

C: Try putting them on.

E: (puts sock on ballsack)

C: they really bring out the blue in your eyes.

G: (walks over) i thought you thought my dick was girthy?

E: No, this is patrick

(Scene ends with a foursome with Employee, Chaonka, Gremples, and Shrek)

Narorrator: It's ogre now.