A\N: This is my first fic, take mercy on my soul. I know, I'm a man, writing fanfic, not very common, and to top it all, my first is a slash.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
The Passion that is Sirius and Harry
Sirius' steps echoed off of the cobble walls of Hogwarts and back to his ears, sounding in precise sequence with his loudly thudding heart. It was going to be his first time, he was to meet his godchild, Harry Potter for the first time. He gave the silly password to the Gargoyle and it leapt aside accordingly. Again as he knocked on the heavy oaken door it resounded in synchronism with his thundering heart beat.
"Enter." Came the old, raspy voice of Dumbledore.
Sirius slowly pushed the door open with an elongated creak and met the beautiful green eyes he'd been awaiting. The two stared at each other long and hard until Harry got up and timidly moved towards his godfather, extending his hand upon arrival.
"Hello," Harry said sheepishly. "I'm Harry Potter."
Sirius smiled hesitantly and clasped the significantly smaller hand as he responded: "Sirius Black."
Dumbledore's smile was benign of the twinkle in his eye as he watched the two.
"I think I'm in loveā¦" Sirius said longingly. Harry responded with a cute smile and dropped gaze. Sirius lifted the boy's chin so their eyes met. "Let's fuck."
"Right here? Right now?" Harry asked disbelievingly.
"Right here. Right now." Sirius responded assuredly.
As Sirius caressed the youthfully smooth face of the boy, Harry felt hot, he wanted Sirius to pick him up and throw him into a pile of leaves and make love to him hard and all day. Dumbledore silently watched the two do as they willed on his office table, not wanting to interrupt the beautiful display of love.
And so it was that Harry Potter was happy forever more, as a victim of paedophilia.
A\N: Believe it or not, this was a humour. Not a real slash. LOL! ...paedophiles and their crazy antics.
Please R&R if you found it a funny fic.
Dragon
