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Title: Number Ninety-Five: Advertisement
Summary: Stan makes a discovery about Kyle. Style Crackish
Warnings: Slash Cussing PWP (Kinda)OOC Crackish
Couple: StanKyle
Written By: Shino
Inspired By: Commercials.
Comments: Just so you know, in my mind, Kyle has a tan. Simply cause 'id be sexy.
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Number Ninety-Five: Advertisement
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Stan grinned against Kyle's lips, tongue dancing with the others. His hands rubbed against a tan stomach affectionately, dipping lower and under the waistline of the red-heads shorts.
Kyle hissed and pulled back as Stan's cool hands wrapped around sensitive skin. "Damn." Clinging to Stan's shoulders, his back arched forward.
Chuckling, it took Stan a moment to realize something. "Ky, why aren't you hard yet?"
Kyle looked down at him, confused. "What?"
"You. . ." Stan's eyebrows furrowed. "You're not hard."
Blinking, Kyle's own hands pushed under the elastic waistband of his shorts and he gave a cry of outrage. "What the hell! This hasn't happened to me before!"
"Wait," Looking up, Stan retracted his hands to place them on Kyle's shoulders. "Don't you have diabetes?"
Kyle gasped dramatically. "Oh shit! I just remembered! Diabetes can lead to Erectile Dysfunction!"
"No! Why God! Why!" Stan helpfully added, slumping onto Kyle's chest, sobbing.
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