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VFD?
What is V.F.D? Well, apparently it stands for volunteer fire department, but it doesn't look as if they do a good job, with all the fires that keep cropping up all over the place. We recently found the location of the headquarters in a map, hidden as a coffee stain. It is located in the Valley of Four Drafts, near the source of Stricken Stream. If you want to know more
Geraldine Julienne,
We thank you for giving us that information in The Daily Punctilio. It has proved worthwhile, for we have visited the site that you mentioned, and found it in a perfectly good state for burning—Er, using. Thanks again.
-The man with a beard but no hair
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MORTMAIN MOUNTAINS FIRE
It was a sad day yesterday when we found a building in our beloved Mortmain Mountain range that had burned down. There is not much we know about this fire, except for that it was burned down all at once, not a room per day. And it wasn't burned down by the man with a beard, but no hair, and it isn't the VFD headquarters.
