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"Kaiba."
"Yuugi."
"Love day, isn't it?"
"Hn."
"I said, "Lovely day, isn't it?""
"Hn."
"Is that the only word you know?"
"How stupid do you think I am?"
"Why do you think I think you're stupid?"
"Wasn't that what you were implying?"
"Why are you so negative?"
"Why do you care?"
"Why are you questioning me?"
"Why are you questioning me?"
"...I hate you, Seto Kaiba."
"The feeling is mutual."
"I swear I'll march right over there right now and mind crush y--!"
"Shut up."
"You cut me off! How dare you cut me off! By all that is just and holy, I promise you'll pay for that!"
"Of course I will."
"...are you mocking me?"
"Did you just figure that out?"
"...I hate you."
"That's already been established. Are you going to shuffle my deck, or not?"
"..."
"Thank you. Here, take your deck back."
"Don't shove it at me."
"I'll 'shove' it wherever I want."
"...eww."
"Get your mind out of the gutter."
"Make me."
"...just draw your cards already."
"What if I don't feel like it?"
"Then you forfeit and I take my title back."
"All you care about is your stupid title!"
"All you care about is your stupid pride."
"My pride? My pride?! Your pride is so big that not even a billion Duel Monsters tournaments could hold it."
"Pride is a good thing to have. Maybe if you had more pride then you wouldn't be so emo."
"...I am not emo."
"Really? I wonder what would happen if I put a deck of Duel Monsters Cards and you in a padded room for a few hours."
"Duel Monsters cards aren't sharp enough to cause injury."
"Yes they are. You should speak to that Ghoul who sustained injury to his hand courtesy of my deck."
"...that wasn't a card."
"Yes it was."
"...no it wasn't."
"Yes it was!"
"No, it wasn't!"
"Play your pathetic card already, Yuugi."
"My cards are not pathetic, Seto Kaiba. You'll eat those words."
"So you're going to duel me after all?"
"Yes, I'm going to duel you! And Thoth be my witness, I'm going to win!"
"Then play the card."
"I'll play it when I'm good and ready."
"I'll be dead before that happens."
"Then good riddance."
"Play the card now or forfeit."
"...I hate you, Seto Kaiba."
"Believe me, I know."
"...you're the worst."
"You're not the first person to say that."
"Don't make this about you."
"I wasn't making it about me."
"Yes, you were. And you called me emo."
"...just play the fucking card."
"...fine."
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I believe I speak for everyone when I say that this would be the longest duel ever. No wonder the animation went sour after a while. Anyone would get tired of animating constant bickering.
