I'll do the dirty work-new Halloween by WyldClaw

Plot: spoof of the the catchy I'll do the dirty work song from My Little Pony: The Movie. I loathe horror films ( and my friend love them and and rag on me when i say i have 'horror-itus") . This spoof is what yours truly and my fictionpress persona BIgKidatheart i.e BK will be singing this weekend . Italics are added lines and XxX separates the verses. Names have been changed to protect the innocent ( and save my sorry rear end from getting into major hot water ). Enjoy

XxxxxxxxX

BK: sick? Why WC dear. You look rather pale

I fear you are feeling unwell.

I think you need to sort and have some ginger ale .

perhaps you need to lie down for a spell.

XxX

WC ( sniffly): what about all the stuff we gotta do?

You're not gonna do it solo are you?

BK: pish posh what else am I here for? Don't you worry , Don't you worry

XxX

BK: I'll do the messy work

I'll deal with with all the messy work

Marvin, Ian, Elizabeth, Chrissy: Why don't you clean that filthy computer screen? (BK and WC chuckle nervously)

BK: I'll make sure everything is set

No need to make you over-sweat

All you have to do is go with Chrissy and Carrie to see the new Halloween

XxX

WC: THE NEW HALLOWEEN? are you crazy?(Shudders and Pretends to hurl) Me?

BK: why not? I'll be working on everything else. You can't be that ill

WC ( light bulb goes off above her head): you know something ...I'm suddenly feeling much better

XxX

WC: pally dear I just had a memory flash

I believe I still owe you a birthday gift

BK: You do?

WC: at the time I didn't have any cash

But here's how I'll make it up to you...

XxX

WC: I'll do the messy work

I'll handle all the messy work

Making everything ... clean

Moe, Ian, carrie, Chrissy , Ross, Scottie , Nikita, mia1986: ha! bull poo!

WC: I'll be working double time

Getting rid of cobwebs and grime

All you have to do is is go with Chrissy and Carrie to see the new Halloween

XxX

BK: ugh..the new Halloween? Me?

WC: happy belated birthday

BK:gee thanks,, WC you're really too kind!

Let's just divide up the list.

WC: pish posh I really don't mind... but if you-

BK: I totally insist!

XxX

WC & BK: we'll both do the messy work

we'll both do the messy work

BK: each girl should do her share.

XxX

WC: I'll get rid of the back porch furniture's gunk

BK: I'll clean out the fridge of the gross muck

WC: I guess I'll record that part of the teaser. Just my luck the stop button is stuck . Yuck, yuck!

BK: I'll ask for time offfffffff-

XxX

WC: I'll get rid of the fridge's gross grime

BK & WC: Dviding dirty work between us does the job in half the time!

it's totally great when we co-operate!

XxX

BK: I'll do the dirty work!

WC: no I'll deal with the dirty work!

WC & BK: No need to fret or feud or make a big scene

BK: I'll handle the dirty work!

WC: I'll happily do the dirty work!

So long as some girl else...

BK: So long as some girl else...

WC & BK: So long as some girl else goes with Chrissy and Carrie to see the new Halloween

Chrissy: Oh BK, WC want to go see a... comedy that just opened

( Bk and WC nervously chuckle):

WC : Ummm we have .. .. colds (elbows BK who then pretends to sneeze a few times ) and we have to get some.. library books

BK: uh yeah .. so...toodles.. ( they ran off)

Chrissy: that's good for ... wait a minute ! the library's not open until 10 am! COWARDS!