Everything went crazy!


Short note.

I typed this way back, almost 2 months ago. It was sitting on my disc, so I decided to post it.

This story was also meant to introduce Ruby, but oh well... for the sake of this story, act like you don't know who she is.


"Hey Ki, wake up. We've got a problem." He opened his eyes slowly. The Chipettes and The Chipmunks were hanging above him.

"What?" Ki stood up and noticed Dave was sitting on a pink beach ball, drinking tea from a gardening can. "... What's wrong with him?" Lucas came from the kitchen.

"Look outside." He did so and noticed everything was covered with confetti, toilet paper, soap and... chinese food!?

"Yeah... tell me this is a dream..."

"It isn't!" Everyone yelled. Someone knocked on the door. It was Will Smith, dressed like a cookie selling girl.

"Excuse me sir, do you want to buy some cookies?" He said. Ki wanted to facepalm but stopped himself.

"Do you have cookies with... erm... gravel?" Alvin asked in a half-serious tone.

"Let me check... yeah! Three boxes! Want one?"

"Sure..." Ki gave the money to Will who left for the next house, closing the door after him. He opened the box. The cookies were looking pretty normal. "I have to taste this or I won't believe..." He took a bite and ate the whole cookie. "Woah. I never thought gravel would be so tasty!" Theodore took one of the cookies and spat it out instantly.

"This doesn't taste good..."

"How could you eat a cookie with GRAVEL!?" Eleanor asked him.

"I'm just crazy, okay?" Ki answered. Soon, there was another knock on the door. "Who is it now?!" Behind the door was something which strongly resembled a zombie.

"Eeek!" Everyone screamed and ran... except Lucas and Ki.

"NOBODY LIKES ME! WAAAAAAA!" The 'zombie' cried out and began climbing the house, and then jumped from the roof and literally exploded, covering everything in strawberry juice.

"What the fuck is going on here!?" They said at the same time.

"HELP!" Came from the house. There was a huge snake in the living room. But it wasn't an ordinary snake. It was a singing snake.

"He is singing Eminem! Ha ha ha ha!" Ki fell to the floor, laughing. Looks like our singing 'friend' didn't like it...

"I WILL EAT YOU!" The snake yelled out. But, he didn't know who he was against. In few seconds, he managed to get tied up, cut to pieces and turned into a whole stack of female purses. Brittany took one.

"BRITTANY!" Eleanor and Jeanette yelled at her.

"What? I'm saving myself few hundred dollars!" The pink clad chipette answered.

"We have to find out what's going on." Simon said. "Why everything is so... is so..."

"Random?"

"Yeah, thanks Lucas. I missed the word." Suddenly, Master Chief jumped in through the window.

"Cortana, I've reached my destination." He went upstairs. "Huh? ALIENS! HELP ME!" He ran back downstairs but he tripped and fell down the stairs, losing consciousness. As it turned out, that alien was some kind of intelligent liquid substance.

"Cool, a slime!" Ki tried to pet it, but that thing absorbed him. After a while he cut a small hole in it. Slime shrieked and run away, leaving him all dirty. Lucas commented it.

"Ki, I understand you just love slimes in Minecraft, but you don't need one in real life!"

"Killjoy..."

"Attention! Please fasten your seatbelts. We are landing in three minutes." A voice of a stewardess roared through the house.

"I'm not staying here!" Brittany yelled. Everyone followed her... except for Dave. He finished his tea a while ago and was currently sitting on the couch. And he was wearing his seatbelts. But the weirdest thing was that he had a moustache identical to Hitler's now.

"I think Dave will be okay for now..." Alvin said as everyone left the house.

"So, where are we going?" Jeanette asked.

"Straight to the jail, Daltons!" Lucky Luke appeared from nowhere, pointing his gun at her. She ran behind Simon. Lucas kicked him straight into men's most sensitive part and threw him at a weird graffiti of a mouth. It was looking so real... and so it was. It enjoyed the meal, because it burped loudly.

"Thanks guys! That guy was so annoying. Are you looking for anything? I might be able to help you. My name is Face by the way."

"Hi... Face." Simon said. "We are wondering what the hell happened. Everything is so weird now!"

"I know who you are looking for. But he's currently not in this solar system... but I heard he is coming to Earth next week."

"What's his name?"

"Nobody knows. And if you excuse me, I have to brush my teeth now. See you someday!" Face 'floated' across the wall mysteriously 'till he disappeared behind a corner.

"He has no arms! How is he going to do that?" Alvin exclaimed loudly. Simon just raised his shoulders.

"This new world makes no sense at all." He said as they resumed their journey. They managed to walk a few hundred metres before something else happened.

"Hello." They heard a girls' voice. It belonged to a chipette with ginger fur. She was standing on a tall branch of a tree and after a while she jumped down.

"Hi?" The group said, uneasily. Meanwhile the ginger chipette was eyeing Ki insistently.

"What?"

"You are strong... like a demon..." She said, surprising everyone.

"Thanks? ... What's your name anyway?" He said.

"Ruby." Ki didn't like her at all. And the red eyes... kinda demonical. But after a while he finally got it.

"Wait... tell me you aren't what I think you are." The others looked at him, confused, while the red eyed chipette smiled at him... devilishly.

"I have to dissappoint you... you are correct."

"What are you two talking about?" Alvin and Brittany asked at the same time.

"Guys... don't freak out... but she's a... demon." Ki slowly said. As he suspected, everyone scattered and began running the hell away. He sighed, while she came closer to him... closer than he would like to.

"While I think about it... are you any specific kind of demon?" He asked, bit of scared. Ruby smiled in a... lustful way. "NO WAY!" Ki yelled out and began running away from her, following the direction Simon and Jeanette ran earlier.

"Here!" He heard from his right. It was Simon, hiding in a dumpster.

"I hope she won't find me there..." Jeanette was there too.

"Why didn't you start running earlier?" She asked.

"Guys... you know there are many types of demons, right?" Ki started.

"Yeah?" They said.

"Well, she's a... succubus. I'm sure of that."

"And what exactly is that... succubus?"

"Why don't you ask me?" Ki literally cannonballed out of their hiding spot. Simon and Jeanette were long gone by then too.

"RUBY?! How did you... what do you want from me!?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"NO WAY! I've got a girlfriend!" Ruby giggled.

"She can join us if you want..." Ki gulped and backed away slowly... and he noticed a door. Chipmunk sized door on a wall. Without hesitation he opened them and found himself in a room... everyone else were there too.

"How?"

"You found the magic door! Funny it appeared for all of us..."

"Are you freaking kidding me? The secret room thing from Harry Potter!?" They heard a explosion behind one of the walls. There was also a pair of doors that weren't there before... and they opened. It was indeed Harry Potter itself, running like mad from something... or someone.

"HELP ME! HE'S CHASING ME!" He screamed.

"Voldemort?"

"NO, I!" Luc ran through the door a second later. "Thay guy is just a story character! While I am real! Besides, I am a better magician! I was about to cast Avada Kadavra but that coward began escaping!"

"Help!"

"Luc chill out. There a people who have more problems than you do."

"Like who? You?"

"Luc, are there any demon chicks trying to... erm... you around?" He blinked twice.

"What?"

"Because one is chasing me right now! And if she finds me..."

"Found you!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He jumped up and began running in a random direction.