A completely stupid song parody of 'The Lazy Song' by Bruno Mars, posted here because I'm can't sing well enough to record a cover for YouTube. :-( I do not own Death Note, or 'The Lazy Song'.

Enjoy! :D

THE LAZY SONG – DEATH NOTE PARODY!

As sung by Light Yagami/Kira.

Chorus:

Today I don't feel like killing anyone

I just wanna lie on my bed

Don't feel like picking up my pen

So leave my Death Note in my desk

'Cause today I swear I'm not killing anyone

Verse 1:

Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and talk to Ryuk

Turn the TV on, watch the news

Nobody's gonna be killed today, nah

I'll be chilling with my girlfriend, just in my room

Call Ryuizaki about the latest Bieber tune(1)

'Cause Kira deserves a frikkin day off.

Oh Oh, yes I said it

I said it

I said it cause I'm Kira

Chorus:

Today I don't feel like killing anyone

I just wanna lie on my bed

Don't feel like picking up my pen

So leave my Death Note in my desk

'Cause today I swear I'm not killing anyone

No one at all

Ooh hoo ooh hoo

Hoo ooh ooh,

No one at all

Ooh hoo ooh hoo

Hoo ooh ooh

Verse 2:

Tomorrow I wake up, do some wii tennis(2)

Find a really nice girl, have some really shit sex

And I'm gonna scream out, "Ryuzaki" (Oh my god who wrote these lyrics?)

I might go with L and get our college degrees

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

I'm sorry pops but I'm actually Kira.

Oh Oh, yes I said it

I said it

I said it cause I'm Kira…

Chorus:

Today I don't feel like killing anyone

I just wanna lie on my bed

Don't feel like picking up my pen

So leave my Death Note in my desk

'Cause today I swear I'm not killing anyone

Bridge:

No I ain't gonna judge bad guys

Cause today is my day off

No no no no no no no no nooo

I'll just take a potato chip

And dramatically eat it

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhh

Chorus:

Today I don't feel like killing anyone

I just wanna lie on my bed

Don't feel like picking up my pen

So leave my Death Note in my desk

'Cause today I swear I'm not killing anyone

No one at all

Ooh hoo ooh hoo

Hoo ooh ooh,

No one at all

Ooh hoo ooh hoo

Hoo ooh ooh

No one at all.

1. Parody!Light likes Bieber. End of.

2. Wii tennis [The scene where L plays Light at tennis. Real tennis seems too intense for Kira today…;)]

The end! I told you it was stupid! XD Please don't flame/kill me, Light fangirls…! :O