Petrine vs Harris, Hubert, and Hamish

Harris, Hubert, and Hamish were running from the maid after stealing another batch of pies. They ran out of the kingdom into the forest and then they were confused at the strange environment. This is a part of the kingdom they have never explored before. Then they saw an army of grey armored soldiers chasing a group of mercenaries. They saw a green haired woman as the leader of the invaders. They pressed their fists to their hands indicating that it's time to create some mischief for their invaders.

Petrine, general of Daein was chasing the Greil mercenaries, because they had the princess Elincia. Well of course. It's the point of the game, with a little twist. Little does the green-haired general know that three troublemakers are about to strike.

Harris and the other boys climbed different trees and bounced them up and down, which dropped pine cones on the soldiers and on Petrine. "Ow! ouch!" She yelled in pain as the stings fell on her head and the dirt tangled in her hair. She looked up to see the three identical triplets giggling and Hubert threw a pinecone in her face.

"Dog's breath!" She cursed as the pinecone landed on the ground and she spotted the boys. She raised her lance. "You think, that's funny? Well, try your pesky giggles when you meet my lance." She rode her horse after the wee little devils.

The boys took off in a dead bolt run as they were chased in the complete opposite direction of where the mercenaries are running.

"When I'm done with you twerps, you're three little heads will fit on my lance and will make an excellent trophy for his royal majesty!" Petrine hissed after them.

The boys were giggling as they were chased. They quickly split up and found a vine on the ground. Hubert picked up one end and Harris picked up another and stretched it apart blocking Petrine's path.

The female general rode right into the trap and her horse tripped knocking Petrine over and landed face first into the dirty forest floor.

Then the boys grabbed her flame lance and ran off before she stirred.

Petrine woke up finding out that her adversaries have escaped. "Dog's breath! Those little twerps won't get away from me that easily... and did they take my weapons?"

Meanwhile...

"Hey, Ike. I thought the Daein soldiers were chasing us," Titania pointed out confused.

Ike looked around and something suddenly was dropped to his feet. It was a red lance with a ragged tip. He picked it up and immediately recognized it as Petrine's lance. Then a pine cone landed on his face. He looked up to see three identical red-headed boys on the trees above him. He then figured out what just happened while they made their escape and so did everyone else. Then after another glance at the lance he looked up to see the boys gone. He turned to see the boys run from a tent with a handful of biscuits with Shinion chasing them.

"You little twerps get back here," he roared, chasing the giggling boys.

Ike couldn't help, but chuckle at the little wee devils.