I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS
Business Is About To Pick Up
Hokage's office, Afternoon
Tsunade: Where the hell is Naruto? You said he'd meet you here in an hour, right?
Jiraiya: (sighs) Yeah, but that was two hours ago.
Jiraiya flashes back to his and Naruto's earlier return to Konohagakure
Jiraiya: Boy, I bet you're excited to be back.
Naruto: What?
Jiraiya: I ask if you're excited to be back.
Naruto: What?
Jiraiya realizes what Naruto is doing
Jiraiya: Don't start that shit with me today, okay?
Naruto: What…ever.
Naruto flips Jiraiya off as he turns around continuing into Konohagakure
Jiraiya: Well, I guess it's off to meet with Lady Tsunade.
Naruto: Know what, you go. I'll meet you there in about an hour.
Jiraiya: Wait a minute, Naru…
Before Jiraiya can stop him Naruto takes off
End Flashback. Back in Hokage's office
Tsunade: Damn it, who does he think he is. At least Kakashi is just fashionably late.
Jiraiya: He's become more belligerent over the last few years. He keeps challenging me to show his superiority.
Tsundae: Really? I had no idea he would grow to be like this. How does he challenge you?
Jiraiya: Fights, drinking, who can pick up the most women.
Tsunade: Drinking isn't he too young for that.
Jiraiya: I can't stop him, either. Every town we got to he makes me top into the local bare to challenge me to drinking matches. To make matters worse, he can damn near beat me.
Tsunade: Do you think it has to do with the Kyuubi No Kitsune?
Jiraiya: Perhaps. I know that Minato's seal was design for the Kyuubi's chakra to mix into Naruto's but as for its spirit, well, anything's possible.
Tsunade: Well, at any rate, I'm tired of waiting. I'm going hunt him down and teach him some manners.
