Well, I know I can't get around to doing anything actually for the holidays, so I'm going to try doing the uber cool 'Oneshot Countdown to the New Year.'
I'll probably fail. D:
Inspiration comes from my mp3, Titles will be the theme/catchphrase-ish, and characters will vary.
Wish me luck.
Title: Snow...Oh Boy
Word Count: 313
Characters: Samus, Zelda
Pairing: None
Song: Omna Magni – Yoko Kanno
*…Smash the Holidays away…*
"Oh boy…."
"Well, what's wrong?"
"….Don't you understand? It's snowing."
"Well, why wouldn't that be a good thing? I think it's wonderful." The princess of Hyrule said cheerily, her light brown hair swaying as she moved.
"Yeah, but…"
"But what Samus? Come on, spit it out."
"…It's starting."
"What?"
"You know…it."
"…Ok, that doesn't even make any sense."
"It should to you!!" The blond bounty hunter cried. "It's common knowledge! After the snow, children will flock outside to play, bringing dirty water into the mansion, which will then cause Peach to get real pissed, cause the carpet she just cleaned got soiled!"
"Ok Samus. Calm down, take a deep breath, and-"
"No!! It doesn't stop there!! Those damned swordsmen with their stupid swords will start drinking eggnog like there's no tomorrow!! Pokémon will start hanging those cutesy, little, sparkly decorations all over the place, I'm going to end up with tinsel covering my ship completely!"
"It can't be that bad-"
"Yes it can! Christmas trees, menorahs, and those cheesy 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' Banners are going to be put up all over the place! Those crazy carolers will start knocking on our door, expecting for us to wait for them to finish shattering our eardrums!! There's going to be so much sugar in here, I'll get 5 cavities just looking at the stuff!" Samus paled at the thought, and began storming up the nearby stairs.
Zelda called after her. "Where are you going?!" She heard a slam, and assumed that Samus was going to be anti-social these holidays.
"I'm going to hide in my room until this stupid month is over!" Samus's response clearly showed that she meant what she said, even though her voice was muffled behind the door.
Zelda turned back to look at the innocent little snowflakes through the large window in the foyer. 'Innocent my ass.' Zelda thought.
"Oh boy…"
That's day number one, gone! (Well, it's the first day of December here in Canada, at least.)
Also, so I don't have to think up every idea, you guys (if you want to) can ask for me to use a specific song, have specific characters, or have a pairing (for you guys, I'll even do yaoi/yuri), or even all three.
I can only do one person's request though, so………
Anyways, 30 days to go! :D
