Disclaimer: I don't own HM64,(obviously!) and, uh, other stuff.
Day 1
Dear diary, today I moved into my grandfather's ranch. Turns out that I inherited it when he died in a car crash. Well, actually, he wasn't driving. He was walking alongside the road and I ran him over. I didn't mean to though. If his lawyer knew that, I probably wouldn't be in charge of the farm, so don't tell anyone! Today was my first day. I guess my grandfather was too freaking lazy to weed the garden, cause' it was full of weeds and other crap. In the last few years of grandpa's life, he lost more screws than he could handle, so I was expecting some pretty screwed up things on the farm. I walked into the field. About halfway in I found a little brown dog. He seemed pretty normal, until I noticed he was smoking a pipe with pot in it! This was one of my grandpa's loose screws showing.
The chicken coop seemed pretty normal, besides the fact that there was a sign on the side of wall that said, "If you don't lay eggs today, you'll be in a cow tomorrow." I think that was made to scare the chickens, but it seemed sort of pointless to post there. I mean, it's not like chickens can read, and cow don't even eat chickens.
It was getting late in the day, so I skipped the barn and went into town. The first person I met was named Kai. he seemed nice, so I stopped to talk to him. "So Kai, how long have you lived here?" "About 4 years." "How high are the taxes here?" "That's where my uncle lives." "Huh?" "Taxes." "No, I mean taxes, as in money, change, dollars." "That's it! Dollars Taxas!"
That conversation told me to from now on avoid Kai.(I think he has some sort of mental problem.)The next person I met was Maria. Her breath smelled of strong liquor, and she acted drunk. "So what's your name?" I asked her. "Mariora.....MUFFIN! Hehehehe..." "......are you okay?" "Oh, I'm fine. The other day Stu was trying to find the area of a circle, and he started talking about pie, and I told him you couldn't find the area of a circle without cherry pie! Of course, it's easier to find with apple pie, but not nearly as tasty!" "........I'll be leaving now." "Oh, and a word of not-drunk advice: stay away from Jack!" "Who?" "MUFFIN! What a funny word! It's like you muffed the fin, or you, you,.......(pulls out a rapper outfit) "GIRL U WANNA COME TO MY HOTEL?"
I ran away in fear from that encounter. I wondered who Jack was. Unfortunately, I was abut to find out. I ran into him at the winery. Some blond chick ran out screaming, so I walked in to find out what was the problem. That's when I met Jack. I found him in a tree covered in grape juice. "What the fck are you doing up there!?" "Hi, I'm Jack! A.k.a GRAPEMAN! Fighting cauliflower all around the world!" "What's wrong with cauliflower?" "It doesn't like tomato soup! Come to think of it, it doesn't like chicken fingers or chicken nuggets either! GASP!!!" "(I can see why Blond Chic ran out screaming...) If you're fighting cauliflower, than why are you in a vineyard?"
uh, you'll have to read my other HM64 story to get the last random bit there. I might write another chapter if I get 10 reviews! Not very many people read HM64 stories, so you might have to tell other people if you want another chapter! (If you review more than once it doesn't count toward the ten!) DarkLink23
Day 1
Dear diary, today I moved into my grandfather's ranch. Turns out that I inherited it when he died in a car crash. Well, actually, he wasn't driving. He was walking alongside the road and I ran him over. I didn't mean to though. If his lawyer knew that, I probably wouldn't be in charge of the farm, so don't tell anyone! Today was my first day. I guess my grandfather was too freaking lazy to weed the garden, cause' it was full of weeds and other crap. In the last few years of grandpa's life, he lost more screws than he could handle, so I was expecting some pretty screwed up things on the farm. I walked into the field. About halfway in I found a little brown dog. He seemed pretty normal, until I noticed he was smoking a pipe with pot in it! This was one of my grandpa's loose screws showing.
The chicken coop seemed pretty normal, besides the fact that there was a sign on the side of wall that said, "If you don't lay eggs today, you'll be in a cow tomorrow." I think that was made to scare the chickens, but it seemed sort of pointless to post there. I mean, it's not like chickens can read, and cow don't even eat chickens.
It was getting late in the day, so I skipped the barn and went into town. The first person I met was named Kai. he seemed nice, so I stopped to talk to him. "So Kai, how long have you lived here?" "About 4 years." "How high are the taxes here?" "That's where my uncle lives." "Huh?" "Taxes." "No, I mean taxes, as in money, change, dollars." "That's it! Dollars Taxas!"
That conversation told me to from now on avoid Kai.(I think he has some sort of mental problem.)The next person I met was Maria. Her breath smelled of strong liquor, and she acted drunk. "So what's your name?" I asked her. "Mariora.....MUFFIN! Hehehehe..." "......are you okay?" "Oh, I'm fine. The other day Stu was trying to find the area of a circle, and he started talking about pie, and I told him you couldn't find the area of a circle without cherry pie! Of course, it's easier to find with apple pie, but not nearly as tasty!" "........I'll be leaving now." "Oh, and a word of not-drunk advice: stay away from Jack!" "Who?" "MUFFIN! What a funny word! It's like you muffed the fin, or you, you,.......(pulls out a rapper outfit) "GIRL U WANNA COME TO MY HOTEL?"
I ran away in fear from that encounter. I wondered who Jack was. Unfortunately, I was abut to find out. I ran into him at the winery. Some blond chick ran out screaming, so I walked in to find out what was the problem. That's when I met Jack. I found him in a tree covered in grape juice. "What the fck are you doing up there!?" "Hi, I'm Jack! A.k.a GRAPEMAN! Fighting cauliflower all around the world!" "What's wrong with cauliflower?" "It doesn't like tomato soup! Come to think of it, it doesn't like chicken fingers or chicken nuggets either! GASP!!!" "(I can see why Blond Chic ran out screaming...) If you're fighting cauliflower, than why are you in a vineyard?"
uh, you'll have to read my other HM64 story to get the last random bit there. I might write another chapter if I get 10 reviews! Not very many people read HM64 stories, so you might have to tell other people if you want another chapter! (If you review more than once it doesn't count toward the ten!) DarkLink23
