Ok. So. This came to me when I was jamming in the shower on a Friday night after watching the latest Cas and Dean Supernatural show. I know its not based on them, but let my wild fantasies be. Anywho... I'll tell you how this song came to be.
It's based on that gay-ass song, I'm a Gangster, i think it's called. I don't know who its by and the only reason i know it is because of how i got the idea to this song. I was in fifth grade and my geeky little friend whose not so geeky anymore, wanted to make a club. So he asked me and a few of our other geeky friends to join. We all said yes. So we were then the Geek Squad. Laugh. It's ok. To this day i still do. But I'm not embarrassed or regretful. but anywho. On fifth grade graduation, he got all of us up there to sing our theme song and it was that Gangster song revisioned into a geek version. It was called 'I'm A Geekster'. So.
Years pass. One of us moves, the creator of the song turns assbutt and only the two girls in the group of four of the Geek Squad (we were nick-named the Fearsome Four) stayed close enough to have a little joke that's been going on for two years that we have midnight rondevous. She talks about 'what we did last night' and i talk about bedroom eyes and foreplay and its all for fun (WE DON'T DO ANYTHING! PROMISE!) and people who don;t know us and happen to walk in on our conversation have no idea its a joke and lemme tell ya: Their f***ing faces! I love it.
Anyways, the boy that was with us who moved, moved back to our hometown and to our school. SO when we all got back together (minus the group creator which i find ironic!) and he asked about our friend who created the song and group, i told him flat out:
"Drew, J.J. turned into an ASS-BUTT! Sorry for your loss man."
And he accepted it, since the kid had ditched talking to him in the 7th grade he'd been stuck waiting, wondering what happened. So I was hanging with Drew and Michie and I was just like, 'you guys remeber the Geek Anthem?' And they were like, "OMG! Yeah!' And then we started singing it at lunch and people gave us weird looks but it was all good. And then me and Michie acted weird to see his face, since Drew's real churchie and his face beated the rest. he was like, "OMG I didn't know you guys went that way. but uh... glad your happy?" And we cracked up and he was like 'WTF?" And we were like 'We don't go that way man!" And he was like, "WTF?" and we explained the ongoing joke and he was like "OOOOHHHH... Threesome anyone?" ANd we all busted out laughing and went on with that, and a bunch of seniors were like, "WTF?"
Awesomeness in itself.
So anyway, i went home, saw Supernatural, took a shower and the song was in my head and i was like, "I wonder..." So I made it into a song. How you likey!
I'm A Hunter
I'm a hunter
I'm a straight up H
The Hunter life is the only way.
Kicking angel ass by day,
Exorcising demons by night,
Being a Hunter is Hell uptight.
I don't like things that aren't people,
You shouldn't too.
Don't get me started on all those ghouls.
I'm a Hunter!
I've been to Heaven more times than Jesus.
I'm a Hunter!
Man, you wish you could be us.
I'm a Hunter!
You can tell by the tattoo on my chest.
I'm a Hunter!
Step back! Don't make me pull the stake out of my vest!
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