a/n: Before I start this fanfic. I would like to say that this is set in the Arkham-verse but it is still AU (Alternate Universe). There will be Selina Kyle and Bruce Wayne pairing but it isn't the only thing going to happen in this story. Enjoy!

Chapter 1:

Another Jewelry Store

Spiffany's Jewelry: 12:30 a.m.

"What's the situation, Jim?" Batman asked the police Commissioner.

"Another jewelry store has been broken into. The only real evidence is the scratch marks on the clerk's neck, and the busted display cases with missing assorted jewlery. You might want to have a word with him for more details." Jim Gordon pointed to a caucasion man on a stretcher. He had a bandage on his neck.

Batman approached the man. He held out his hand for a handshake.

"I want you to tell me what you saw. Don't leave out any details. This perp has been avoiding me and it's starting to annoy me." Batman told the man.

"Well, I was behind the register gettin' ready to close for the night when a woman walked through the door. She was wearing a black leather cat suit with some goggles that resembled cat eyes. I told her the store was closed but she didn't seem to care. I pulled out my shotgun from underneath the desk and told her one more time. Then she charged at me and swiped the gun out of my hand. She hissed at me and scratched my neck. Then she busted the display cases and made away with the jewelry." the man replied.

"Thank you for your information. I'll be working to make sure this woman doesn't steal from you again."

Batman walked over to Commissioner Gordon.

"The man says the person that stole from him was a woman in a cat suit. Just like all of the other people. There seems to be a trend about this Catwoman. Who ever she is, she's getting sloppy." Batman turned on the FLIR thermal imager in his cowl to see if he pick up any heat signatures. "Keep in touch. I'm off to find this thief."

Batman followed the woman's footprints which were giving off a heat signature. As the footprints got warmer and warmer, he knew he was close to catching her. He turned off the FLIR and saw her in the distance. Leaping across rooftops. She was graceful. Not a fault in her steps. He glided over to the building she was running across and dropped down in front of her. She stopped in her tracks.

"I've been after you for a while now, Catwoman." Batman said stepping up to her.

"I'm flattered. Who are you supposed to be?" Catwoman said, hand on her hip.

"I'm the Batman. And I don't believe those jewels belong to you."

"What's it to you?"

"I'm gonna need you to return them to their rightful owner."

Catwoman circled around Batman. "Sorry I've been a bad kitty. Let me go, and I'll make it up to you. I won't bite."

"I don't believe you. I'm taking you to Arkham Asylum." Batman grabbed her arm to put her in handcuffs. She reached into her suit and grabbed a small can of pepper spray. She sprayed it in his and scratched his chest. The blood seeped out of the deep wounds.

"Sorry I can't stick around but I have to run. Call me." she leaped off the rooftop.

"Dammit!" Batman cursed himself again. She got away, again.

Batman went back to Jim Gordon at the scene of the crime. The Commissioner approached him.

"Did you get her?" Jim asked the Dark Knight.

"No she got away, again." Batman sounded angry.

"We'll keep on this case. Why don't you take the rest of the night off. I insist we can handle it."

"No I won't stop until I catch Catwoman. I got closer tonight bu-" Batman was interupted by Jim's radio."

"Commissioner, Miss Minerva Matthews has reported that her home was broken into by a woman with a cat suit on. The crook made away with her purse. Miss Minerva claims there is five hundred, thousand dollars in there."

"Alright, we'll send someone to go check." he looked over at Batman, but he was gone.

Batman caught up to Catwoman. He wasn't going to let her escape this time. He threw a batarang at her feet and she tripped hitting her chin on the roof. Batman put her hands in cuffs and lifted onto her feet.

"You're not going to get away this time." he reached inside her suit to make sure there were no weapons.

"A little fast for a first date don't ya' think?" Catwoman said.

"Funny, who are you and why are you stealing from these people?"

"Funny, you think I'm going to talk." she looked up and gave him a slight kiss on the cheek.

"I didn't expect you to." he took Catwoman down to the streets and put her in the Batmobile. He was going to take her to Arkham Asylum for imprissonment.

They arrived at the Asylum and Batman brought Catwoman to the front desk.

"Oh look, Batman brought us a new present. What can we do for ya'?" the man begind the desk asked.

"I got another 'patient' for you."

"Alright, we'll need a DNA sample. Gimme your thumb."

Batman removed Catwoman's glove and gave the warden her finger print.

"Okay. Take Miss, Selina Kyle to Cell C-7. Right next to the Joker." the warden said.

"Hmmm... the Joker. He sounds... funny." Catwoman said sarcastically.

Batman guided Catwoman to Cell C-7, removed her cuffs, and shoved her into the cell."

"I felt that, Batman. If you want me to take it off, just ask." Catwoman flashed him a quick smile.

Batman walked over to the Joker's cell.

"How's it going Dr. Quinzell?" Batman asked the psychiatrist in Joker's cell.

"About the same as always. I don't think you can cure this man's craziness."

"Alright, now where were we, Mister J?" Batman heard Harleen Quinzell ask the Joker as he walked out of Arkham Asylum.

Batman caught up to Jim Gordon at the GCPD headquarters.

"Did you get her this time?" Gordon asked, jokingly.

"I caught her. Now's she's in Arkham..."

"Where she belongs." Jim cut Batman off.

"I don't know Jim, I don't think she's necessarily, crazy like the others in there."

a/n: This is the end of Chapter 1 of my new Batman fanfiction. I hope some of you caught my attempts at humor and some of the characters. Chapter 2 will be uploaded soon. I'm thinking tommorow. Please send me reviews I would like to hear what you guys think.