A friend recently pointed out
That back in 2010
You flicked your shoulder length hair
Just like Pamela Anderson
Which got me thinking
That you had the locks
But you didn't have the 36 inch
Breasts
Nevertheless...
We would still like to see you
Do your best Baywatch run
Along white sparkling sands
Squeezed into a red costume
While the stormy waves crashed in
The swoosh of incoming tides
Wild and endless
If LA County Lifeguards called
And they needed you for tower duty
Would you do it?
Would you save the drowning
Beneath the thundering waves
Fall to your knees in a New York minute
To give CPR
As water dripped slowly down your body
In salty softcore drops
