A friend recently pointed out

That back in 2010

You flicked your shoulder length hair

Just like Pamela Anderson

Which got me thinking

That you had the locks

But you didn't have the 36 inch

Breasts

Nevertheless...

We would still like to see you

Do your best Baywatch run

Along white sparkling sands

Squeezed into a red costume

While the stormy waves crashed in

The swoosh of incoming tides

Wild and endless

If LA County Lifeguards called

And they needed you for tower duty

Would you do it?

Would you save the drowning

Beneath the thundering waves

Fall to your knees in a New York minute

To give CPR

As water dripped slowly down your body

In salty softcore drops