Writer's Note: You are about to embark on a journey. I cannot be held responsible for the therapy bills that may and most probably will appear in the future. I do not own Harry Potter and thankfully I don't own My immortal either.

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) Special Fangz? You have raped the poor english language.

2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! She helped you with the spelling! Could have fooled me. Maybe you should buy a dictionary.

Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! The only thing that makes your life "deprzzing" is your grammar and spelling.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Ben Dover how do you do? Dementia Im pretty sure you have it. Raven Oh wonderful named after an awful football team! Way Sorry I got nothing.

and I have long ebony black hair What about on your head? (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips All natural of course.that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears My God are you J. R. R. Tolkien or Bubba the Repo Man, spell like human!

and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee A lot of people say I look like Steven Hawking but I don't flaunt that like a hooters waitress would her chest? (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I only wish I could. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Incest rears its inbread head!

I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. And mine look like I have the tooth fairy on speed dial!

I have pale white skin Bitch! Did you know your orange? also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England It's in Scotland ya toddy farn! where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth GOD YOUR EVERTHYING HO BAG! (in case you couldn't tell)

and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Really I buy all my stuff from the college books adult book store.

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots HOW ABOUT A BIG SANDWICH SIGN THAT SAYS SLUT-XING! I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow ARE YOU RELATED TO BOZO THE CLOWN? I was walking outside Hogwarts.

It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Such class, such elegance.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Dr. Van Helsing? Blade? Hannible King?

Draco Malfoy! Oh that vacant socialite.

"What's up (your posterior end) Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. What? No soap dropping today then?

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. THANK THE LORD IN HEAVEN!

AN: IS it good? (ITS BEYOND WORDS!) PLZ tell me fangz!