Dear Laurence
You have fashion running through your veins
You wear barbed wire jewels, studs and chains...
You wear dollar bills in Vegas
Because you are famous
You shatter our (fashion) expectation
Because you don't conform to any scene
You put fashion in a colossal headlock
Until it screams
You blaze a leopard print trail
Your clothes an exclamation
You are off the scale funny,
...OH HONEY!
You are the Superhero who fights civilization
With your kaleidoscopic imagination.
You protect the world from neutrals with your neon brights.
Your love of zany is such a surprise.
Laurence, wake up the masses from their sleepy greys
Colour their lives with your rainbow rays.
Shoot rainbows from your gauntlets, it's so cute.
Stamp out all dullness with your Doctor Marten boots.
Now, get your groove on in James Brown's suit
Strike a pose there's nothing to it .
