How to Tick off Akatsuki members !
Deidara:
1. Put Tobi posters up everywhere in his room .
2.Talk about his missing hand and arm , saying , "Did it …HURT ?" :D
3.Tell all of Akatsuki he's a woman .
Tobi :
1.Tell him Deidara died in a tragic nose blowing accident .
2.Take away his cookie privileges .
3.Make him cry by eating all of his chocolate pudding . :D
Sasori :
1.Call his art suckish .
2.Take his puppets and replace them with chicken flavrd ramen cups .
3. Show everyone his puppety self ! BWAHAHAHA !!
Zetsu :
1. Spray him with weed killer .
2.Tell him Tobi is trying to pollinate again .
3. Keep asking him where he got the flytrap thingy .
Konan :
1.Call her a poser emo .
2. Call her a scary freak of nature .
3. Block Death Note on TV .
Pein :
1. Ask him about his peircings .
2. Tell him he looks scary .
3. Say Konan doesn't love him anymore ( this will make him cry )
Kisame :
1. Question his fishhood !
2.Tell him , "Just keep swimming , just keep swimming …
3.Call him too ugly for Itachi .
Itachi :
1.Take away his torture privileges .
2. Tell him Kisame thinks hes cute :D
3.Eat all of his Dango .
Hidan :
1. Tell him he looks a bazillion years old .
2. Set his scythe on fire .
3.Spray paint his hair green .
Kakuzu:
1. Tell him hidan loves him .
2.Call him a lowsy cheapskate .
3.Take away all of his money
