Is your bap unusually pale?

Buhdeuce: Hey bap, why are so pale?

Sway-Sway: *shrugs and walks away*

Is you bap ice-cold?

Buhdeuce: Hey Sway, cam you pass me some Jelly-filled Alfalfa?

Sway-Sway: Sure. *hands him a loaf*

Buhdeuce: *feels Sway-Sway's skin* Ah! Bap, why are you so cold?

Sway-Sway: *shrugs*

Does your bap act weird around blood?

In the living room Sway-Sway is plays a video game and Buhdeuce is reading a comic book. Both are sitting on the couch.

Buhdeuce: *gets a paper cut* OW! Stupid paper!

Sway-Sway: Let me get that!

Buhdeuce: What are you doing!?

Cuts out side and we hear struggling and then a chomp sound.

Sway-Sway: (blood on his beak) Did I get it?

Buhdeuce: (covered in scratches and has a missing arm) You definitely got it.

Is your bap scared of religious symbols?

Sway-Sway is on the couch.

Buhdeuce: Hey Sway-Sway, *pulls out a cross as big as himself* I found this cross.

Sway-Sway: *runs away screaming*

Does your bap have a fear of sunlight?

Buhdeuce: Hey bap, why are you reading in the dark? *opens the curtains*

Sway-Sway: *screams*

Buhdeuce: *closes the curtains*

Sway-Sway: *stops*

Buheduce: *does this a few times and they all end with the same result*

Is your bap afraid of steaks?

Sway-Sway: *walks into the kitchen* Hey B, what's cooking?

Buhdeuce: Steak.

Sway-Sway: *runs away screaming*

Does your bap hate garlic?

Buhdeuce: *eating garlic* Hey bap, want some?

Sway-Sway: *pinches his nose* Oh, Gross! Get that out of hear! *walks away*

Does your bap wear alot of dark clothing?

Sway-Sway is wearing dark Victorian-era styled clothes with a cape.

Buhdeuce: Woah! Sway, you're looking sharp.

Sway-Sway: *spins around* Thanks.

Is your bap incredibly strong?

Buhdeuce: * tries to lift a large load of Barley Brick Bread* Hey bap, can you give me a hand?

Sway-Sway: I got it. *lifts it with no difficulty*

Buhdeuce: (astonished) Oh my... *head explodes and grows back*

Is your bap incredibly fast?

Phone rings.

Sway-Sway: I'll get it. *zips over to the phone with amazing speed*

Buhdeuce: *stands there amazed*

Does your bap listen to overly violent music?

Sway-Sway: *dances to very loud and violent heavy-metal music*

Buhdeuce: *looks at him concerned, then at us, then back at him*

Is your bap overly vain?

Sway-Sway: *eats while looking at himself in the mirror*

Buhdeuce: *looks at us weirded out*

Is your bap active at night but sluggish by day?

Sway-Sway: *plays a game at night*

Buhdeuce: Aren't you going to bed?

Sway-Sway: Can't.

Buhdeuce: *buries his face in his pillow*

Next morning

Buhdeuce: Rise and shine!

Sway-Sway: *groans*

Does your bap act weird around others?

Mailman: *knocks on the door*

Sway-Sway: *drags him inside*

Cuts to Sway-Sway who is on the couch licking his fingers as if he enjoyed a meal.

Buhdeuce: *walks in and sees a dead mailman on the floor* Why's the mailman on the floor?

Sway-Sway: Tired

Buhdeuce: That's the 5th one this week.

Does your bap have no reflection?

Buhdeuce: * walks into the bathroom and sees Sway-Sway buffig his beak but only sees his beak buffer in the mirror and walks away*

And finally, has your bap ever tried to bite you?

Buhdeuce: What? He would never do that! No way! No how! No bu-do-bee-do!

Sway-Sway: *sneaks up behind him with an evil fanged smile on his face.*

Buhdeuce: He's right behind me, isn't he?

Sway-Sway: *attacks*

Buhdeuce: *runs away terrified*

Sway-Sway: *chases him*

Buhdeuce: *grabs the camera* If your watching this, HELP!

Sway-Sway: *grabs him*

Buhdeuce: *accidentally breaks the camera*