Is your bap unusually pale?
Buhdeuce: Hey bap, why are so pale?
Sway-Sway: *shrugs and walks away*
Is you bap ice-cold?
Buhdeuce: Hey Sway, cam you pass me some Jelly-filled Alfalfa?
Sway-Sway: Sure. *hands him a loaf*
Buhdeuce: *feels Sway-Sway's skin* Ah! Bap, why are you so cold?
Sway-Sway: *shrugs*
Does your bap act weird around blood?
In the living room Sway-Sway is plays a video game and Buhdeuce is reading a comic book. Both are sitting on the couch.
Buhdeuce: *gets a paper cut* OW! Stupid paper!
Sway-Sway: Let me get that!
Buhdeuce: What are you doing!?
Cuts out side and we hear struggling and then a chomp sound.
Sway-Sway: (blood on his beak) Did I get it?
Buhdeuce: (covered in scratches and has a missing arm) You definitely got it.
Is your bap scared of religious symbols?
Sway-Sway is on the couch.
Buhdeuce: Hey Sway-Sway, *pulls out a cross as big as himself* I found this cross.
Sway-Sway: *runs away screaming*
Does your bap have a fear of sunlight?
Buhdeuce: Hey bap, why are you reading in the dark? *opens the curtains*
Sway-Sway: *screams*
Buhdeuce: *closes the curtains*
Sway-Sway: *stops*
Buheduce: *does this a few times and they all end with the same result*
Is your bap afraid of steaks?
Sway-Sway: *walks into the kitchen* Hey B, what's cooking?
Buhdeuce: Steak.
Sway-Sway: *runs away screaming*
Does your bap hate garlic?
Buhdeuce: *eating garlic* Hey bap, want some?
Sway-Sway: *pinches his nose* Oh, Gross! Get that out of hear! *walks away*
Does your bap wear alot of dark clothing?
Sway-Sway is wearing dark Victorian-era styled clothes with a cape.
Buhdeuce: Woah! Sway, you're looking sharp.
Sway-Sway: *spins around* Thanks.
Is your bap incredibly strong?
Buhdeuce: * tries to lift a large load of Barley Brick Bread* Hey bap, can you give me a hand?
Sway-Sway: I got it. *lifts it with no difficulty*
Buhdeuce: (astonished) Oh my... *head explodes and grows back*
Is your bap incredibly fast?
Phone rings.
Sway-Sway: I'll get it. *zips over to the phone with amazing speed*
Buhdeuce: *stands there amazed*
Does your bap listen to overly violent music?
Sway-Sway: *dances to very loud and violent heavy-metal music*
Buhdeuce: *looks at him concerned, then at us, then back at him*
Is your bap overly vain?
Sway-Sway: *eats while looking at himself in the mirror*
Buhdeuce: *looks at us weirded out*
Is your bap active at night but sluggish by day?
Sway-Sway: *plays a game at night*
Buhdeuce: Aren't you going to bed?
Sway-Sway: Can't.
Buhdeuce: *buries his face in his pillow*
Next morning
Buhdeuce: Rise and shine!
Sway-Sway: *groans*
Does your bap act weird around others?
Mailman: *knocks on the door*
Sway-Sway: *drags him inside*
Cuts to Sway-Sway who is on the couch licking his fingers as if he enjoyed a meal.
Buhdeuce: *walks in and sees a dead mailman on the floor* Why's the mailman on the floor?
Sway-Sway: Tired
Buhdeuce: That's the 5th one this week.
Does your bap have no reflection?
Buhdeuce: * walks into the bathroom and sees Sway-Sway buffig his beak but only sees his beak buffer in the mirror and walks away*
And finally, has your bap ever tried to bite you?
Buhdeuce: What? He would never do that! No way! No how! No bu-do-bee-do!
Sway-Sway: *sneaks up behind him with an evil fanged smile on his face.*
Buhdeuce: He's right behind me, isn't he?
Sway-Sway: *attacks*
Buhdeuce: *runs away terrified*
Sway-Sway: *chases him*
Buhdeuce: *grabs the camera* If your watching this, HELP!
Sway-Sway: *grabs him*
Buhdeuce: *accidentally breaks the camera*
