"Superstar" Buffy/Harry Potter Crossover Fic
A/N: This is my little take on the Buffy episode "Superstar" with Harry Potter characters in place of the regular Buffy cast. It's one of my favorite episodes, and just in case you're wondering, it's from the fourth season when the gang is in college, so naturally, I made the Harry Potter gang Hogwarts graduates, and in that college student age range. So, anyways, this is my very first Harry Potter story ever written/posted, so please, review and tell me how I did. I tried to stay pretty true to the episode, but obviously had to change things up a bit. I also wrote up a cast list, to help anyone with understanding who's playing who. Hope you enjoy it, it's a hilarious episode.
Oh yeah, I don't own any of the Harry Potter or Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters.
Cast: Colin Creevy (Jonathan) / Harry Potter (Buffy Summers) / Ron Weasly (Xander Harris) / Hermoine Granger (Willow Rosenberg) / Albus Dumbledore (Rupert Giles) / Lavender Brown (Tara) / Draco Malfoy (Spike/Faith) / Luna Lovegood (Anya) / Ginny Weasly (Riley Finn) / Lord Voldemort (Adam) / Neville Longbottom (Graham Miller) / Peter Petegrew (Adam's Lackey) / Mad Eye Moody (Colonel) / Parvati Patil (Inga, twin) / Padma Patil (Ilsa, twin) / Pansy Parkinson (Helpless girl who gets attacked) /
Previously on Harry the Death Eater Slayer...
Harry smashes through a door leading to the astronomy tower. "Get away from me." Someone shouts. He looks up to find a quivering Colin Creevy pointing his wand straight at Harry's chest. "Okay Colin, you wanna point that somewhere else?" Harry says as he stares nervously at Colin's wand. "You all think I'm an idiot, a short idiot." Scene change... Harry is speaking. "Draco used polyjuice." Scene change... Draco is taking a hair from the head of an unconscious Harry. Scene changes... Harry is leaning against a wall. "Hey baby, you miss me?" He says in a much cockier manner than usual. Ginny looks up at him surprised. "I did actually." Scene changes... Ginny and Harry are lying in bed together and Ginny is looking lovingly up into Harry's eyes. "I love you." She says as Harry looks down uncomfortably. Scene changes... Harry is fighting with another Harry as Draco's natural appearance begins to come back. Scene changes... "You slept with him?" Harry looks at Ginny with a painful expression as Ginny looks back solemnly. Scene changes... Voldemort is addressing his followers. "I was created to kill. To extinguish the lives of anyone who gets in my way."
Fade to black and let the show begin...
The clouds rolled away from the moon leaving a clear night sky above. But down below, Harry Potter was being knocked off his feet and landed hard on the street, his wand recklessly falling out of his hand and rolling off to his left. The death eater he'd been dueling with raised his wand again and Harry rolled quickly onto his side as a beam of red light bounced off the spot he was just lying. Grabbing his wand he turned swiftly and threw a disarming spell at the death eater who stumbled backwards, his wand flying out of his fingertips, landing softly on the grass ten feet away.
"Ron, Luna!" Harry yelled out as the two hesitantly ran up to the unarmed man and unsuccessfully tried casting binding spells his way.
"Harry, another one!" Hermoine screamed as she nervously held her wand tight in her hands. A second death eater came running up with his wand pointed as a beam of light hit Harry on the shoulder sending him spinning into the air, his wand zooming out of his fingers, and him crashing back into the ground on his back with a loud thud. He hastily shook himself off and looked up just in time to see the death eater right upon him. Harry shot both legs up making hard contact with the death eaters chest and sent him flying through the air, landing hard on his side.
"Harry!" Hermoine shouted as she threw Harry's wand, which had landed at her feet, over to him and he hurriedly got up and caught it as the death eater ran away and out of sight. Ron and Luna were still having trouble dueling with the first death eater when Harry clumsily threw a stunning spell at the cloaked man, hoping his aim was good. An instant later, the man went stiff and fell to the ground as Harry looked on with a sort of surprised proud ness.
"Where's the other one?" He asked, looking around the empty street.
"Scampered like a big bumby bunny," Ron said and pointing in the direction the second death eater had run off to.
"In...there," Luna panted through heavy breaths as she pointed to a house down the street. The group ran off to the house and slowly made their way around to the back. They stopped when they saw a light coming from a small window at the base of the house. Crouching down, they all peered in through the little window , where they could see into an old basement. A group of five cloaked figures were huddled around in a circle, taking turns torturing a man lying on the floor in the middle of them. After a moment, they all stopped and lowered their wands. The man was limp and unmoving and appeared to be bleeding viciously from somewhere on his head. One of the clocked figures walked up to the unconscious man, lowering a pale, delicate hand to the blood smeared on the victim's cheek and brought their stained fingers up to their mouth, tasting the blood and letting it drip down their chin. The gang looked on through the window with hesitant, scared eyes, not sure what to do. Suddenly another cloaked figure levitated the man's body and floated him into a dirty cage in the far corner. Harry, Hermoine, Ron and Luna got up from the ground and started to walk away from the window.
"I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin," Ron said as they walked back around the house.
"A gathering, no biggy, I bet I could do it, I mean I know I could take at least two," Harry told the group sounding a bit unsure of himself.
"Yes, and then we could run for help as the other three take turns throwing the cruciatus at you," Hermoine said sarcastically, rolling her eyes at Harry.
"You're right, it's too many for just us," Harry looked around the group, meeting everyone's eyes in agreement.
"You know who we need."
.......
Loud drums banged in the background as a beautiful, white columned mansion came into view. The drums got louder as the group slowly walked through a long, extravagantly decorated office and came to stand in front of a giant wooden desk. A high leather chair facing away from them was on the other side. Harry nervously fidgeted with his hands, and hesitantly addressed the back of the chair,
"Uh...hi...we have a problem."
The chair slowly began to move around as the music raised to a tense point and stopped. Then it swung swiftly around as a James Bond type chord was played, revealing a small young man with sandy hair and wide eyes sitting confidently in the chair with his hands neatly intertwined in front of him.
"Sounds like you could use my help," Colin Creevy said, a coy smile drawing on his lips.
Cue theme song and opening credits...
A/N: This is my little take on the Buffy episode "Superstar" with Harry Potter characters in place of the regular Buffy cast. It's one of my favorite episodes, and just in case you're wondering, it's from the fourth season when the gang is in college, so naturally, I made the Harry Potter gang Hogwarts graduates, and in that college student age range. So, anyways, this is my very first Harry Potter story ever written/posted, so please, review and tell me how I did. I tried to stay pretty true to the episode, but obviously had to change things up a bit. I also wrote up a cast list, to help anyone with understanding who's playing who. Hope you enjoy it, it's a hilarious episode.
Oh yeah, I don't own any of the Harry Potter or Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters.
Cast: Colin Creevy (Jonathan) / Harry Potter (Buffy Summers) / Ron Weasly (Xander Harris) / Hermoine Granger (Willow Rosenberg) / Albus Dumbledore (Rupert Giles) / Lavender Brown (Tara) / Draco Malfoy (Spike/Faith) / Luna Lovegood (Anya) / Ginny Weasly (Riley Finn) / Lord Voldemort (Adam) / Neville Longbottom (Graham Miller) / Peter Petegrew (Adam's Lackey) / Mad Eye Moody (Colonel) / Parvati Patil (Inga, twin) / Padma Patil (Ilsa, twin) / Pansy Parkinson (Helpless girl who gets attacked) /
Previously on Harry the Death Eater Slayer...
Harry smashes through a door leading to the astronomy tower. "Get away from me." Someone shouts. He looks up to find a quivering Colin Creevy pointing his wand straight at Harry's chest. "Okay Colin, you wanna point that somewhere else?" Harry says as he stares nervously at Colin's wand. "You all think I'm an idiot, a short idiot." Scene change... Harry is speaking. "Draco used polyjuice." Scene change... Draco is taking a hair from the head of an unconscious Harry. Scene changes... Harry is leaning against a wall. "Hey baby, you miss me?" He says in a much cockier manner than usual. Ginny looks up at him surprised. "I did actually." Scene changes... Ginny and Harry are lying in bed together and Ginny is looking lovingly up into Harry's eyes. "I love you." She says as Harry looks down uncomfortably. Scene changes... Harry is fighting with another Harry as Draco's natural appearance begins to come back. Scene changes... "You slept with him?" Harry looks at Ginny with a painful expression as Ginny looks back solemnly. Scene changes... Voldemort is addressing his followers. "I was created to kill. To extinguish the lives of anyone who gets in my way."
Fade to black and let the show begin...
The clouds rolled away from the moon leaving a clear night sky above. But down below, Harry Potter was being knocked off his feet and landed hard on the street, his wand recklessly falling out of his hand and rolling off to his left. The death eater he'd been dueling with raised his wand again and Harry rolled quickly onto his side as a beam of red light bounced off the spot he was just lying. Grabbing his wand he turned swiftly and threw a disarming spell at the death eater who stumbled backwards, his wand flying out of his fingertips, landing softly on the grass ten feet away.
"Ron, Luna!" Harry yelled out as the two hesitantly ran up to the unarmed man and unsuccessfully tried casting binding spells his way.
"Harry, another one!" Hermoine screamed as she nervously held her wand tight in her hands. A second death eater came running up with his wand pointed as a beam of light hit Harry on the shoulder sending him spinning into the air, his wand zooming out of his fingers, and him crashing back into the ground on his back with a loud thud. He hastily shook himself off and looked up just in time to see the death eater right upon him. Harry shot both legs up making hard contact with the death eaters chest and sent him flying through the air, landing hard on his side.
"Harry!" Hermoine shouted as she threw Harry's wand, which had landed at her feet, over to him and he hurriedly got up and caught it as the death eater ran away and out of sight. Ron and Luna were still having trouble dueling with the first death eater when Harry clumsily threw a stunning spell at the cloaked man, hoping his aim was good. An instant later, the man went stiff and fell to the ground as Harry looked on with a sort of surprised proud ness.
"Where's the other one?" He asked, looking around the empty street.
"Scampered like a big bumby bunny," Ron said and pointing in the direction the second death eater had run off to.
"In...there," Luna panted through heavy breaths as she pointed to a house down the street. The group ran off to the house and slowly made their way around to the back. They stopped when they saw a light coming from a small window at the base of the house. Crouching down, they all peered in through the little window , where they could see into an old basement. A group of five cloaked figures were huddled around in a circle, taking turns torturing a man lying on the floor in the middle of them. After a moment, they all stopped and lowered their wands. The man was limp and unmoving and appeared to be bleeding viciously from somewhere on his head. One of the clocked figures walked up to the unconscious man, lowering a pale, delicate hand to the blood smeared on the victim's cheek and brought their stained fingers up to their mouth, tasting the blood and letting it drip down their chin. The gang looked on through the window with hesitant, scared eyes, not sure what to do. Suddenly another cloaked figure levitated the man's body and floated him into a dirty cage in the far corner. Harry, Hermoine, Ron and Luna got up from the ground and started to walk away from the window.
"I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin," Ron said as they walked back around the house.
"A gathering, no biggy, I bet I could do it, I mean I know I could take at least two," Harry told the group sounding a bit unsure of himself.
"Yes, and then we could run for help as the other three take turns throwing the cruciatus at you," Hermoine said sarcastically, rolling her eyes at Harry.
"You're right, it's too many for just us," Harry looked around the group, meeting everyone's eyes in agreement.
"You know who we need."
.......
Loud drums banged in the background as a beautiful, white columned mansion came into view. The drums got louder as the group slowly walked through a long, extravagantly decorated office and came to stand in front of a giant wooden desk. A high leather chair facing away from them was on the other side. Harry nervously fidgeted with his hands, and hesitantly addressed the back of the chair,
"Uh...hi...we have a problem."
The chair slowly began to move around as the music raised to a tense point and stopped. Then it swung swiftly around as a James Bond type chord was played, revealing a small young man with sandy hair and wide eyes sitting confidently in the chair with his hands neatly intertwined in front of him.
"Sounds like you could use my help," Colin Creevy said, a coy smile drawing on his lips.
Cue theme song and opening credits...
