Timmy's bet
Author's note: This is a prologue to a story i've wanted to start for ages
It was the end of school and everyone was walking home.
Timmy was zooming down the street talking to his friend Jimmy.
Jimmy had got the new 3DS (to the annoyance of Cartman) and Timmy was trying it out.
"Oooh Timmy ha ha ha!" Timmy said while flinging his head back as the
Nintendog jumped at him.
"So Tim-Tim, how is it?" Jimmy asked, "Timmy," Timmy replied happily.
Timmy was too pre-occupied to notice Cartman in front of him, Timmy didn't stop and bumped into him slightly, everyone looked for a second but quickly dismissed it.
"Oh, Timmy," Timmy said in an apologetic way, then rolled on as he normally would.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" shouted Cartman.
Cartman ran in front of Timmy and said "YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME YOU BLACK, CHINESE ASSHOLE!"
"Now come on C-C-Cartman don't be a d-d-di... a d-d-di... a bitch, said Jimmy, defending his friend.
"SHUTUP FRENCHY! I'M TALKING TO HIM!" screamed Cartman.
At this point, everyone was circling around to see what was happening.
"What the hell's going on?" asked Kyle.
"I don't know, Cartman's being a dick again," replied Stan.
"TIMMY!" shouted Timmy, getting very angry with Cartman's ignorance.
"You actually think you could beat ME up? ME! The one who single-handedly beat up a dragon?" said Cartman.
"SHUTUP FATASS, WE ALL KNOW COULDN'T EVEN BEAT UP A FUCKING FLY!" said Kyle, also getting angry with Cartman's ignorance.
"How could Timmy beat me up if he can't even say anyone's fucking name!" said Cartman.
"He probably could say people's names if he had the time to learn them!" said Kyle. "Y-Y-yeah," nodded Jimmy in agreement.
"You know what? I bet he couldn't say everyone in the classes names in a week!" said Cartman.
"Well I bet he could!" said Kyle in retaliation. "Oh yeah! well if he can't, I get his wheelchair!"
"That's just stup-," said Kyle, but he was interuppted, by Timmy "Timmy."
"Are you r-really sure Tim-Tim?" asked Jimmy, a bit surprised.
"What'd he say?" asked Kyle, confused. "He says he w-w-w-w-w-wa... he says he w-w-w-w-w-w-wa... he says he w-w-w-w"
"Wears tight pants!"
"Whips chickens!"
"Whitewashes houses in the Summertime!"
These were all stupid guesses from the classmates trying to guess what Jimmy would say.
"He says he w-w-w-wants to accept the bet," said Jimmy.
Everyone mumbled and looked at eachother with things like:
"He accepted the bet?"
"Why would he do that?"
"Could he really learn our names?"
"I love tight pants!"
"Fine, Timmy accepts, but if he does learn their names?" Kyle asked. "Then I won't take his wheelchair," Cartman said.
"CARTMAN!" Kyle shouted. "Fine i'll ummm..."
"You're gonna have to...(Whispers in Cartman's ear so YOU can't hear him, yes, I'm talking to you, reader)," Kyle sniggered.
"WHAT! I'M NOT...," Then Cartman thought for a second, "fine, it's a bet."
Cartman and Kyle shook hands. Timmy and Cartman gave eachother a confident, icy stare. The truth was, Timmy was a bit scared.
"Don't worry Timmy, I'll make sure you win that bet no matter what!"
As for what Cartman has to do if he loses the bet, you'll find out.
