There's something about Lyndis

By Moonlitewriter

Kapil: Hola! Happy Holidays all my favorite readers and so forth. This story is a Christmas present for one of my best friends, Seraphim, is his alias. He is the maker of the infamous comics of FE Online, and this is a written version of one his comics. Hope you like it

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It was a beautiful day in Sacae, with the sun shining, and the wind blowing. But all was not good, for threre was a conflict, a question. Something needed to be ocnfirmed; The orientation of someone.

A girl say by the water, soaking her long green hair and moving it to dry it. Her worn out moccassins were blended in with her native apparel. Her name was Lyn.

Seraphim, a young handsome hippie guy with a British accent, wanted to do something so dangerous, Hector wet his pants thinking of it; testing Lyns straightness.

He got 4 people, Kent, Hector, Eliwood, and Rath

He got out paper and pen and sent Exhibit A : The Knight, Kent out to flirt with his lady.

Reluctantly, yet willingly, Kent stood up to Lyn

"My lady! Command me to do anything and I shall follow your orders!" Kent saluted and said

"Great! how about you sod right off?"

Lyn strolls away, bored

"Slag!" Kent mutters, walking away.

Seraphim then sends out Exhibit B: The Friend. Eliwood, to woo Lyn.

Eliwood walks up to Lyn and says with a happy face

"Lyn, we're such great friends!"

"Yeah! Now move, Ninian's naked!"

Lyn leaves again, sighing.

But poor Eliwood starts looking around, excited, for Ninian

"Where? Where?"

Swearing under his breath, Seraphim sends out Exhibit C: The Idiot, which is Hector.

Hector walks up to Lyn, and strongly says:

"Have my babies or die!"

Lyn, feeling harassed, gets out her Mani Katti and crotch-slices Hector.

Poor Hector, now Seraphim wonders how Lilina was ever born.

"Ow..." A pained Hector muttered before fainting.

Seraphim, growing happy for a reason soon to come, sends out Exhibit D, the Zombie Emo Freak, which was undoubltedy Rath.

Stroding up to Lyn, he looks at her and she looks at him.

5 hours later

A very bored Lyn falls asleep with Rath staring at her and falls down and Rath leaves.

A couple minutes later...

"AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" A very frustrated Lyn screamed.

"Lyn!! Are you okay ?!" A scared Florina asked

"Oh Florina...it was horrible...I was surrounded by men...and.." Lyn said, almost sobbing

"Its okay Lyn...I'm here now" A reassuring Florina said.

Lyn smirked

"Too right you are..."

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One night likely to finish off an old lady with heart condition later...

A naked florina and a lyn in a towel woke up and looked around.

"Lyn, that was fantastic!" Florina screamed

"Thanks! You too!" Lyn smiled

"Well, that was pretty fun and all...but it didn't really answer the question..."

"What question?"

"Are you a lesbian?"

"I guess I am now!"

"YES I TOLD YOU! You owe me 5 pounds(1) now!" A voice screamed in the horizon.

An anime sweat drop dropped on the two girls.

"Oh dear, that cant be good..." Lyn muttered.

SERAPHIM!!!

"What?" Seraphim replied to the yell

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A head detached, a sword through his esophagus, 3 lances through his legs, his hair bit off, and his spleen missing, Seraphim was gone...but all trouble wasn't

A very perverted man who loves to get laid, names Cudpug, yells out loud to the world

"I got the whole thing on camera!!!"

FIN!

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(1) - Currency in England

Kapil: Hoped you liked it Please no flames about

"LYN IS NOT A LEASBIAN!!" or such, this was a gift fic

Happy Holidays