Pipers point of view
I just got back from cheer practice and the janitor left the t bar in the sprinklers socket.
I was with my four best friends. they were leaning against a school bus
. Then kendall said
"hey piper go turn the t bar and soak the girls field hockey team."
I looked at kendall.
"fine but if I get hurt I blame it on you 4 got it?"
"yes piper just go."
"all right."
so I walked over and tried to pull it but it was stuck.
"kendall its stuck."
so with that they came over and grabbed the bar too.
Logan didn't though
. "logan are you gonna help or just stand there and look pretty."
james looked at me and said
"I'm the pretty one piper."
I just looked at him logan popped off about having to get new friends.
"aww logan you know you love us."
so we turned the bar and the team got soaked.
"uhh oh. Bye guys."
I took off running they watched me run then they too took off running.
We were pushed into a corner.
James was like
"not the face anything but the face please."
"james you shouldn't be worried about you face and worry about me your only girl best friend."
"I am but you cant make it in Hollywood with a ugly face."
"umm can you two stop bickering please we have a problem."
carlos had his helmet on and kendall said
"baby girl we love you to death but…"
"I know I know gotta protect the face."
james put it on I got punched in the eye and stomach. When they were done I couldn't move I was hurt so bad.
I sat up but it was painful.
James picked me up and said
"they got you good baby girl."
I drew in a sharp breath and said
"shut up james."
so we got back to Kendall's house and were watching a pussycat dolls music video and kendall said
"the pussycat dolls make the pain go away."
I sat on kendall's lap.
And rolled my eyes
james popped off
"im gonna marry her some day."
and I said
" yeah james just like I'm gonna marry Dwayne Johnson."
"you could."
"shut up."
then logan said
"how do you plan on marrying her?"
I looked at him james jumped up on the table and was like I will own 5 houses and girls will be all over me and I will marry her."
"see what you got started logan."
then james jumped on the couch and started shaking his booty in Logan's face.
I was still on kendall's lap and he was still hurt and then he said
"carlos."
with that carlos put his helmet on and said
"got it."
"carlos?"
"yeah?"
"don't hurt him to bad ok?"
"yeah."
he tackled james over the couch and I got whacked in the head and like I was pushed off of kendall's lap.
"owe."
kendall reached his hand down to me.
I grabbed it and he pulled me into his lap again.
Then a commercial came on and it was like do you want to be famous?
I forgot james and carlos were fighting and it scared me when his head popped up and said yes.
"do you live in Minnesota?"
"I live in Minnesota."
"then get down to the performing arts theater were 90s record producer Gustavo roque is having auditions.
With that said everyone stood up including kendall which he dropped me on the floor and I knocked my head off the coffee table.
And I landed on the floor and I said a few words and I grabbed my head and said
"that really hurt."
kendall said
"call all moms now."
I looked at him and said
"that would be nice if I wasn't dropped. Now I can't even remember if I have a phone."
"yes piper you have one."
"all right."
so I grabbed my phone and dialed my moms number I got voice mail.
We all did because we said at the same time
"mom call me when you get this message."
we put our phones on the coffee table and james yelled "ring already."
and Carlos's phone rang he answered it and was like "hello? Yeah get here as fast as you can."
so I said
"your moms coming?"
"no that was a nice lady who is sending her team over to give us prices on iron siding."
"carlos you're an idiot."
. so I got up and walked over to logan and said
"wait logan has his learners permit. Right?"
"yes but there has to be an adult in the car… and a car."
kendall got up and put his arm around me. Then logan said
"wait kendall think of something you all was do."
"what why me Logan's the brains."
"yes but not under pressure."
"yeah and you all ways think of some thing."
"that is so not true…wait I now how to get there."
so with that we ran to kendall's neighbors house.
Then kendall was like "all you have to do is sit in the car logan will drive and we will shovel your drive way the whole winter for free."
she just stood there chewing I think it meant yes because we started carrying her to her car.
Her car was only a five person car so it was logan in the drivers seat Mrs. Chaska in the passenger seat james kendall and carlos in the back there was no room for me so I said "you guys go with out me."
"nope."
I was pulled into the car and pushed onto kendall's lap. "nice of you to join us ."
"shut it knight."
so logan speed all the way there.
When we got there logan jumped slash fell out of the car james and carlos jumped out kendall pushed me out which made me fall on my butt.
He grabbed my hand and pulled me up and we jogged into the building when we say jenny from home room being carried out by security guards.
"hey jenny."
"hey guys."
So then we ran to the front desk I was like stuck between kendall and carlos so when he slammed into logan I slammed into him and kendall slammed into me.
Then james said
"my name is james diamond and I want to be famous." he started singing but the lady slapped a number on him which left him saying
"ow."
then she went to logan and said "do you want your dreams to come true?"
"oh no my dream is to become a doctor."
she slapped a number on him anyway.
Then carlos being carlos said
"ohh ohh me next I want to be famous."
so she slapped a number on him and looked at kendall and said
"you tall blonde and eyebrows do you want your dream to come true?"
"sorry my dream is to play center ice for the Minnesota wilds but I'll take the maple leaves."
"well I'm a desperate talent scout and you have a cute smile."
and slapped a number on him. Then she came to me and said
"you Blondie do you want your dreams to come true."
"sorry my dream is to be a professional cheerleader for the Minnesota Vikings. But if they ever have cheerleaders for ice hockey I'll take it."
she slapped a number on me and said
"810 is next."
james looked down at his number and switched with logan and said looks like your up buddy.
"dude you don't sing."
"nice carlos."
"that is the worst pep talk ever but I will think of something. Kendall?"
"beat box."
"got it."
so logan went in there.
Done I'll finish it in chapter 2.
