The Not So Smart Affair
"Oh yeah! Deeper John deeper!" screamed Reyanna.
It was John and Reyanna's 'sex time' as they like to call it(which was pretty much all the time). As the big finish came John and Reyanna layed out on the bed. They were right on their backs with looks of slight amazment as they breathed hard. John had sat on the edge of the bed as Reyanna got dressed.
"Okay babe. I have to go to work okay?" John said as he finally got up to get dressed.
"Honestly John I don't know how ya do it. Thousands of people just roaring your name and shit. I wouldn't know what to do." she said as she put her shirt on over her large breast.
"Well you know. I love my job and all of my fans. Well gotta go." he said as he kissed her softly on the lips.
"Go on and work that purple sexy." Reyanna said as she smacked John on the butt.
"Woah." he chuckled as he walked out of the room.
John had just finished his match with CM Punk. Ever since he ran Nexus he had been a pain in the ass. Once he walked in the locker room he saw Randy on his knees woth his eyes closed.
"Randy. What are you doin?" John asked slightly annoying Randy. "Why are you on your knees? Because that don't really look right ya know. Almost like getting for a-"
"I'm praying dumb ass!" Randy enraged then he widened his eyes and made a cross on his head, chest, and shoulders. "Lord please forgive me."
"Oh. Alight then. Why is it so important?"
Randy had got up and put his fingers between his nose.
"John why am I here today?"
"Well because you were about to make a deal with Mr.M and her thought that you would go that type of way. So you agreed to-"
"No! No! No! I mean why am I here on this world?"
"God?" said John blankly.
Randy sighed and explained how God walked the earth and how he created everyone and everthing.
"Wow." John said amazed. "I didn't know he did all of that."
"Now you see. Do you do any sins that you do everyday?"
"Yeah."
"What?" Randy asked curiously.
"Fucking your sister's big ass." John simply.
"Oh Really?" Randy said tensed up. He punched his fist on his free hand. Trying so hard not to hit John. "Well I am going to need you to stop doing that."
"Why?" John said sadly.
Randy had an idea. He had the chance to take advantage of this certain situation.
"Because you can go to hell for it. Reyanna will too."
"I see. Well Randy you are my witness. I am a changed man." John said proudly.
"Yeah." Randy said rolling his eyes.
John had went home from a long day at work. He threw his hat and gym bag aside.
"John?" Reyanna called from the other room. "Can you tell me how this outfit looks on me?
John sighed and went in the room were his girlfriend was. Once he stepped inside Reyanna had on a sports bra that looked exactly like his purple shirt, Jean boy shorts, knee-high sneakers, his hat, and her long hair pulled down all the way where her large breast were. John widened his eyes. He was obviously hard. He looked at her curvy body as she jumped on top of him as they landed on the bed. They started kissing passionatly as John was feeling on her ass as she moaned. Then he remembered something important.
"Woah!" he said as he pushed her off. She had a pissed and confused look on her face. "Baby. We can't do it today."
"What the fuck!" she enraged. "Why?"
"Because Randy told me-"
"Fuck that shit!" Reyanna yelled.
"Watch your language." he said calmly. "We have to see in the eyes of God."
"What! Ok I believe in God. I'm christian. But we fuck all the time!"
"What did I say about the language? Now calm down. Sorry but not today." John said as he left an enraged Reyanna.
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