A/N: Okay, this is a result of boredom and sugar between my friend and me
A/N: Okay, this is a result of boredom and sugar between my friend and me. We had done something similar to this on another site that got hacked and never got back up, so we just wanted to do another one. Don't worry, I'm still working on the other stories. And I will try as often as I can to get those up as well. This is just something amusing on the side with a friend… and we tend to get really hyper, so beware. -shifty eyes-
Disclaimer: Neither of us own Inuyasha. Grr….
KNOW YOUR STARS -with the cast of Inuyasha-
-a loud commotion is heard and the door burst open-
Fuu: -dragging a man into the room let's just call him Joe-
Joe: But I don't want to work today…
Fuu: Too bad.
Kayl: -walks in after them, holding a coffee mug and pixie sticks, looking quite ecstatic- Oh come ooooonnn, Joe. It'll be fuuuun. We get to torture people. Take your anger out on our clients. -big toothy smile- XD
Joe: -tilts his head a bit, thinking- -smirks softly- Okay. -jumps up and runs to his studio-
Kayl: -throws a pixie stick at him, which he catches it before he disappeared into the room- -turns to Fuu- -mutters- He'll probably be snorting it.
Fuu: -looks after Joe with a frown- Just as long as he doesn't get it all over the place… -picks up energy drink that appears through the magical plothole of doom- Got enough sugar there?
Kayl: -chibi look, which seems almost pitiful- Sí! -laughs hysterically- -coughs- Um, yeah. I actually brought it for the cast, but I had some major lack in, um, storage. -nervous chuckle-
Fuu: -raises eyebrow- Uh-huh. -opens the drink and takes a sip- -twitches-
Kayl: -points at drink- I'm not the only one. -bounces up and down slightly, eyes averting back and forth- Where is the CAST??
Fuu: -crosses arms- How should I know? He should be here by now. But obviously he's not here. -starting to get irritated-
-door slams open and both of them jump, Inuyasha walks in swaggering with beer bottle-
Kayl: -arches an eyebrow- Oh. Shit. -sighs- -rubs hands together and smirks mischievously, walking over to him- Okay, buddy. Time to get cleaned up. -takes the bottle from him and throws it into one of the set pieces-
Inu: Heeey, Babyyy. -puts his around her shoulder-
Kayl: -gives Fuu a helpless look- -mouths 'help me'-
Fuu: -eyes narrow and she hits Inuyasha on the back of the head a little harder than necessary the grabs his ear, yanking him away- What did I tell you about flirting?
Inu: -gives her a slightly blank and frightened look- Ummm…..
Fuu: -glares- No to do it, baka!
Kayl: -relieved sigh- Thank god… -tilts head in thought- Ah-ha! -runs to lounge room and comes back with a BIG mug of coffee and a bucket of water- -shoves the coffee under Inu's nose- Drink!
Fuu: -tugs his ears slightly until he takes the cup and starts drinking- That water better be cold.
Kayl: -smirks evilly, giving a look that said 'extremely cold'- -when Inu finished the mug, she dumped the bucket of water on him-
Inu: -yelps and stands there shivering- What the hell was that for!! -gives Kayl an indignant glare-
Kayl: -smiles innocently- You were drunk! I couldn't help it! –pouts mockingly- I sowwy.
Inu: -still glaring-
Fuu: -yanks on Inu's ear again- Okay, we've wasted enough time. We need to get to work. -starts pulling Inuyasha to the chair in the center of the room by his ear-
Kayl: -points to Joe- Hit it, Joe!
Joe: -looks up from the desk, his nose red and dusted with white sugar- Oh, right! Right! –makes the lights dim, and spotlights move- -his voice changed into one of those announcer voices-
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Inu: What the hell? You didn't tell me about this! -starts to get up-
Fuu's voice: Sit down or I'll strap you to the damn chair.
-coughs- Ahem.
Inu: Who are you to tell me what to do?
Sit the fuck down, shrimp.
Inu: o.O Excuse me?
You heard me. Sit down. I'm not all too happy about being here either. So stop your stupid whining and sit down.
Inu: -sits down, a little disturbed- -mutters something about this is the wrong way to spend and make money-
Inuyasha is an alcoholic. He needs to go to AA meetings.
Inu: I do not!
Inuyasha is in denial. He can't deal with his problems.
Inu: At least I'm not snorting pixie sticks. -looks irritated-
-voice grows frustrated and firm- Inuyasha loves to dance with naked men on Saturday nights because he enjoys the rush.
Inu: WHAT!! You son-of-a…
Fuu: Hey, language! -mutters- Dobe…
Inu: -glares- You're the one who said damn and mister Joey boy here said fuck. Why the hell can't I cuss?
Because you're ignorant and stupid.
Inu: Again. I'm not the one getting high off of sugar snorting!
Inuyasha is secretly in love with Shippo but can't admit it because a dead clay pot is following him around.
Inu: I don't love Shippo. That's disgusting! And as for Kikyo, well, um…
Inuyasha has wet dreams about Shippo every night and wakes up excited and covered in sweat.
Inu: -turns red with anger- You're sick and twisted, man!
I know. It could be worse. –thinks about his low pay, and gets more evil thoughts- Last night, Inuyasha raped Kirara in her sleep.
Inu: Dude, that is wrong and you know it.
Fuu: -coughs- Um, Joe, that was a tad bit inappropriate. Keep it a little cleaner.
You got me up this morning to do this job under a low wage and you expect me to keep it clean?
Kayl's voice: You want another pixie stick?
No. -coughs- Well, this ends our session with Inuyasha, a.k.a shrimp, AA member, naked men dance partner, stupid and ignorant dobe, Shippo lover, and cat demon raper.
-lights turn back on-
Fuu: -sighs- Joe, we'll talk about wages after the show next time. You need to learn to keep your personal shit out of this. Understood?
Joe: Whatever.
Kayl: -throws a brick from the magical plothole of doom at Joe's head- Obey your master, bitch.
Joe: -falls over, unconscious-
Fuu: -sweatdrops- Um, Kayl, that was… kinda overdoing it.
Kayl: -shrugs and kicks at Joe a little bit- Well, he kind of deserved it, the pothead. We need another announcer now until he, um, is alive again.
Fuu: Well, since you were the one who knocked him out, you can do it. -crosses arms-
Kayl: -sighs- You're kidding, right?
Inu: -walks up with another bottle of beer- -puts his arm around Kayl- C'mon, babe. You can do it. You're amazing.
Kayl: -eye twitches- -grabs his arm and flips him over- Hands off, you pitiful excuse of an imitation of Miroku.
Inu: -lays twitching on the floor-
Fuu: -shakes head- Now why could you have done that the first time?
Kayl: -shrugs- Joe got my adrenaline going.
Fuu: As if the sugar hadn't helped that at all.
Kayl: -innocent smile- You know you love me.
Fuu: -lips quirk into a smile- Yeah… -stretches-
Inu: -still twitching-
Kayl: -raises an eyebrow- I need more coffee…before the next show.
Fuu: Suuuure you do. We do need to wrap this up though.
Inu: -still twitching-
Kayl: -eyebrow twitches incessantly- -kicks Inuyasha- Stop it! -looks up at Fuu and nods- Yeah. -walks towards the camera making a silly face before turning it off-
A/N: Just the first of many. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did making it.
